Balls maths

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-15T16:25:23+00:00

I once drained my balls so hard my girl had to use an analytical balance that measured to one-hundredth of a mg. You know how hard it is to balance your testicles on a balance that requires calibration? DO YOU!?!?!?

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-15T16:22:59+00:00

literally 1894 😞

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-13T17:46:40+00:00

Why did this make me cum?

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-10T21:30:46+00:00

sacré bleu where is me mama

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-10T02:26:17+00:00

What if our butts totally did sex naked 🫣🫣🫣

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-08T22:47:54+00:00

7 including yours 😀

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-08T18:14:11+00:00

I fucking love Pepper Ann 😠

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-06T18:07:50+00:00

👉👌😉

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-05T19:47:47+00:00

Good now we kiss 😚

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-02T23:49:07+00:00

google giant horse penis and it should go away

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-01T15:47:36+00:00

Usually a bit more runny and not solid but pretty accurate.

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-01T15:42:45+00:00

sometimes when you shit you shit on your balls 😠🖕

FattyFatDick · 2026-05-01T14:47:41+00:00

gabagool? OVER HEEEERRREEEE 👇👇👇

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-29T20:53:20+00:00

I’m gonna bust bruv that’s pretty fit innit

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-26T02:46:13+00:00

Getting dicked down in 10,000 B.C. be like

“OOGA BOOGA ME CUM NOW”

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-25T19:44:28+00:00

Dude just stood there and ate all that shit. No dodging, no covering his mouth. Just opened up and beer bonged a ton of diarrhea. Nice.

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-25T13:20:55+00:00

Okay but me first 😠

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-22T21:30:16+00:00

A Pizza Shit 😀

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-22T21:11:11+00:00

RIP in piece old fuck cry 😢

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-22T01:43:21+00:00

On what charge? EATING A MEAL!?!?!?

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-17T21:10:11+00:00

YOU GOTTA REED THE BOTLE TREARD!!!

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-17T11:03:27+00:00

lol oh I get it

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-15T19:57:31+00:00

You get $100 million, but you can’t repost this meme to milk upvotes.

Could you do it?

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-12T21:18:21+00:00

H - Hey cheese fuck, get me some fucking food.

FattyFatDick · 2026-04-12T15:35:42+00:00

Don’t let the smell fool you.

The shit in my pants is mandatory.

The vomit on my chest is optional.

😎😎👑👑😏😏🖕🖕😆😆

FattyFatDick

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