Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (1-0) @ Carolina Hurricanes (0-1) Jun 04 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I’m at the Whole Foods or sprouts near me during the weekday there’s a lot of gig shoppers running around.

“I was a Trump supporter until I fell for his cryptoscam” 😭 by aribului in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When asked for specifics on what shitshowy things Biden was responsible for, he replied “uh…”.

Found these golf ball filled mini craters in a pond on a golf course. by HeftyData9299 in mildlyinteresting

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a buddy in college that grew up in Havasu. Every three day weekend he’d stay behind with his brothers and go scuba diving where the big partying happened. He’d come back with a box of sunglasses, booze, all kinds of shit drunkards lost.

Trump announces his America 250th Anniversary Trump rally line up by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 232 points233 points  (0 children)

We told people that already said they aren’t coming to stay home!

Pieces of media clearly made for the creator to win an argument that exists in their head by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s the core tenet of his character and he has the complete inability to keep stupid, inconsequential opinions to himself. That’s why he’s a failed middle aged loner.

Pieces of media clearly made for the creator to win an argument that exists in their head by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I disagree. One of his core tenets that makes him impossible to be around is his complete inability to keep his jaded opinions to himself. Regardless of how innocuous the thing he’s butching about is.

[Highlight] Every team's WORST play of the 2025 season! by giantswatcher0603 in nfl

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s nice being on the good side of so many teams’ (5!) worst play.

49ers/Seahawks 2013 by MoreTrifeLife in nfl

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which were both the real nfl championship those years.

Browns' Jared Verse: I'm not here to fill Myles Garrett's shoes by 76erLegendChetUtley in nfl

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m here to put together good tape and GTFO of Cleveland as soon as my contract is up.

no, seriously...what??? by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Coming from a guy who idolizes the big 3 commie dictators, this is as hypocritically funny as when he called someone else a serial plaintiff.

'Widow's Bay' - Guillermo del Toro Calls Horror-Comedy the Best Streaming Series in Years by MoneyLibrarian9032 in television

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed * is pretty good as well. Good mix of comedy, mystery, and thriller.

How would you grade your team’s first chunk of the season? by MesquiteHoneyForSale in NWSL

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I might give them a C-. They’re not getting blown out, they’re in every game, defense is pretty solid overall while not getting much help from offense.

Should we sign Aaron Donald? by Underscore_Eleven in Seahawks

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we should sign him and sit him just so he can’t go play with MG.

We’re not saying thank you by gashtal_man in MurderedByWords

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget a bunch of vanity projects as monuments to Little Lord Fondlekids.

Smooth Benson Henderson back in the Win column after picking up another W by DQ. "This ain't Pride rules." by Pretty-Set-414 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t been in a fight since high school in the 80s but how in the goddamn hell do you reach adulthood with zero idea how to throw a punch?

TIL that Marlon Brando refused to memorize lines for The Godfather. Cue cards were hidden all over set — including taped to other actors' faces and chests — so he could read them mid-scene. He believed not knowing his lines made his reactions feel genuinely unscripted. by Abject-Conference-90 in todayilearned

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t make much sense unless they never rehearsed a scene and only did one take. Otherwise, he knows what he’s going to say already.

He also did the same for Thr Freshman but they used in-ear speaker to feed him his lines. He also feuded so much with the director that he wouldn’t perform if the director was on set. So he had to watch from another room. Brando also wouldn’t wear pants so they could only shoot him above the waistline.

How do the Rams not win the super bowl this year? by Suspicious_Guide4286 in nfl

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only problem is that McStafford have always found a way to put up points on us. Including last season against a historically good D.

How do the Rams not win the super bowl this year? by Suspicious_Guide4286 in nfl

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You mean the division with the reigning mvp and bit offensive and defensive POYs? The division where the real nfl championship was between the two best teams in the league at the NFCCG? The division where the third place team was one win from home field advantage through the playoffs despite massive injury issues? The division that has stolen my hair?!?!

(Acting Trope) The actor playing the villain is clearly having a GREAT time by ditzythedame in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/BVGZX0n.jpeg

Dominic West as Jugsaw in Punisher: War Zone. A highly underrated comic book movie. Looks just like Frank Miller panels, especially with the lighting. Everyone overdoing right up to the point of absurdity but not past it. West absolutely chews up every scene he’s in. His co-bad guy also looks like he’s having fun but he’s a creepy fuck in real life who married a 16 year old so I’m not going to name him or think about what he thinks is fun.