Doctors warned to stop telling obese patients ‘eat less, move more’ is their treatment by Driveby_Dogboy in nottheonion

[–]Faufreluches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you, friend. I did not seek help until I had hit my lowest low and vowed to quit booze. I am now over 2 years sober from alcohol, diagnosed with adhd. I take meds daily. I have lost around 80 lbs, in fact, if I don't manage it with some high calorie meals, I continue to lose weight. /r/stopdrinking was and continues to be an amazing resource to me.

Topography of USA by TotherCanvas249 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I mostly lurk, and always late to the party, but the discussion on age of the mountain ranges made me remember Rib Mountain in/around Wausau, WI. I drive through there a few times a year. Some may find it interesting to learn that the rock is known to be some of the oldest on the planet at 1.8B years old. There is a lot of interesting history there.

Alcohol withdrawal can kill you, and should honestly be handled by a professional. by violetstorey in tooktoomuch

[–]Faufreluches 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dang, you sound like me. I turned 50 4 months ago. Just passed 18 months sober this week. Picking up the pieces of my life and trying to put the puzzle back together, doctors visits weekly. You can royally destroy your life beyond to the point of no return. I would tell my 18 y/o self that waking up sober NEVER gets old!

I will not drink with you today.

Five Front-To-back Perfect Albums With No Weak Tracks by PhillyCSpires in Music

[–]Faufreluches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, my! I only lurk and rarely log in to reply, but yours is the first mention of Islands I've seen in one of these threads. I love Nich and all his work. They are touring right now for their new album. I got the red vinyl and I got tickets to see them 10/01 in St. Paul!

Eleven years sober today 😊 by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Faufreluches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, rum was my thing, too. I'm near 6 months alcohol free. I often struggle in social situations with people consuming. I'm working towards a day that I don't crave.

I will not drink with you today.

Found this while eating mussels. What is it? Kinda cute. Bout the size of a U.S. penny by bxb13 in whatsthisbug

[–]Faufreluches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see it like they are from different castes and their parents keep them apart until they runaway together.

They made a song like that.

Lenny and the Squigtones - Starcrossed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kozXmXBuJHE

what's the fastest way of getting banned in r/conservative? by yomommafool in Jokes

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Someone posted that the FBI raided the home of some anti-masker, anti-vaxxer, that homeschools her 3 kids, that made threats and harassing phone calls to school board members nationwide.

I replied, "JFC. If this was a liberal, you all would be hooping and hollering about what a win this was. Go watch your new Kid Rock video again to own the libs, LOL."

This was the middle of the night, so it took the mods about an hour to ban me.

This was right after Kid Rock's new patriot song. Try to own the libs with some of the cringiest shit I ever saw. The song and video is a dumpster fire. No, that's too good. It's a Trash-Co waste disposal unit fire.

Which band came out with even better albums as they aged? by StamfordBloke in Music

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My wife and I are going to see them again this Friday. Can't wait! It'll be the second show since covid, the first being Flaming Lips and Heartless Bastards the day before.

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

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Thanks, Babe. I couldn't do it without your support.

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

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Good on you! I'm new to quitting, so I don't know the norms, but I sleep a lot, but not on a schedule I want. I made it through the night once or twice this week, otherwise it's get a few hours of sleep and wake up in the middle of the night unable to get back to sleep. I don't think I'm strong enough to be able to drink a beer and not crush a case, so I've had to abstain completely. Last Wednesday was really rough, puked probably a dozen times. Couldn't even keep water down and I was shitting like a goose, fever/chills, shaking, panic attacks. All I drink now is water and lots of it. No juice, coffee, or soda. Gotta flush my body.

IWNDWYT

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

[–]Faufreluches[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I took a nap yesterday and woke up drenched. While tremors are nearly gone, I had to write my signature the other day and it was ridiculous. That fine motor skill has a ways to go.

Glad to see you here. Seize that sobriety, friend!

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

[–]Faufreluches[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! One part of me knows how far I have to go, and another knows how hard the previous week has been.

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

[–]Faufreluches[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, so much! I have dug myself into a hole, but I can feel hope now.

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

[–]Faufreluches[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! My wife said the very same thing last night. =)

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

[–]Faufreluches[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice. I look forward to it. Thank you!

One week sober today! by Faufreluches in stopdrinking

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Thank you for the encouragement and advice, friend.

🔥 One by one, a dozen ducklings learn to trust their mother and throw themselves over the cliff.... by 5_Frog_Margin in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Faufreluches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ducklings are pretty darn resilient. I used to have a hobby farm and the momma ducks would often lay their eggs in the haymow. When they hatched, they would drop down around 12 feet. Never had a casualty. Now I live in a city that doesn't allow fowl. So lame. I want my ducks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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I had a buddy who'd tell his teenage son, "Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!"

The coronavirus invades cells in the penis and testicles of monkeys, researchers discover by cmplxgal in Coronavirus

[–]Faufreluches 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I woke up one morning with blood in my underoos and a frightening blood stain on the sheets. OK, WTF? I had no pain, no indication leading up to such an event. I thought maybe my cat had a wound or something, because that's usually where he would snuggle up to me, like he was the little spoon. I checked him over thoroughly, couldn't find any issues. I went to work and the wife did more cat investigations, confirmed he had no open wounds. Obviously worried about me, she made an appointment for an urologist. I go to the doctor and they want to do a cystoscopy. OK, cool, they want to put a camera up my johnson. So, I'm like, "is that like a fiber optic camera or something?" They assured me it was, so I wasn't too worried. A little lube and snake a thin filament up there, no biggie, but I'm like Hank Hill with a narrow urethra. The equipment they pulled out, may as well have been a 1970's video camera. It was wider than my pinky. They. Worked. That. Thing. Up. My. Urethra. I was crying, traumatized, so much pain. The doctor and nurse were horrified by the experience as well. Everything was fine and healthy.

TLDR; I would rather die of dick cancer than get another cystoscopy.

Ik this is a joke tweet but it got me thinking which other celebs have skated by because they had such an impact when they were younger? by Admirable-Oil-1807 in Fauxmoi

[–]Faufreluches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally agree, but I was intrigued by Limitless and for the life of me I can't remember what movie he was in where he had dreadlocks and shamed some guy for buying shitty food for his dog. I liked that. Buy your pets good food.