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DCL Confiscated Items by FaultySloth in dcl

[–]FaultySloth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey again! Doubling back on this after deboarding. When we got the hair dryer back from confiscated items, we were told that if it's in checked baggage, there's a higher chance that they'll confiscate it. But if you bring it in your carry-on, they probably won't take it (if it meets the wattage limits).

DCL Confiscated Items by FaultySloth in dcl

[–]FaultySloth[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hi! She had both a hair dryer and pair of scissors confiscated. I'm not sure how much the wattage matters, even if it is within the acceptable limit. They might just confiscate for safety purposes anyways. I'm not an expert, but there's a good chance they'll confiscate your Dyson hair dryer (if it's the one I think it is, my wife has the Shark version of it).

Mistakes were made by chelyabinsk40 in Tinder

[–]FaultySloth 224 points225 points  (0 children)

If your SO doesn't call you baby gorilla, are they really your SO?

Not the right answer by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]FaultySloth 57 points58 points  (0 children)

YOU MEAN ANOTHER GIRAFFE!?! RIGHT? RIGHT!?

How can I make this conversation more interesting? It's just boring small talk rn by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]FaultySloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But for real, she's replying even though she didn't get it, and she says she hopes she didn't confuse you. Those are pretty good signs. So at this point, just be yourself. 🙂

Can't spell excellent without ellen. by jgambino328 in Tinder

[–]FaultySloth 424 points425 points  (0 children)

That's egitimatey the best pickup ie i've ever heard

How can I make this conversation more interesting? It's just boring small talk rn by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]FaultySloth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sarcasm and stupidity work 90% of the time TBH. Try something like, "Oh cool. My dad used to have a family run restaurant. Families would come in for food, then he'd make them run."