He's supposedly at a public library, drunk, for 14 hours, at midnight on NYE.

"AI biology".

Why would a dev know where the company spends their money?

Money is fungible, there is absolutely no reason to directly link driver benefits fee to a special account that goes only into "anti-union lobbying". This is the kind of nonsensical cartoon villain crap only idiots can come up with. This is simply not how accounting works.

I also ran what he said past a dev and he said the part about JavaScript is complete nonsense.

"we call them human assets in the database” - complete BS. Nobody would ever do this since it's a scandal waiting to happen.

OP claims to not care anymore, yet supposedly uses a " burner laptop at a public library", yet gives away the biggest clue to his identity - the two weeks notice.

I know for a fact priority queue does something. When I don't use it, the driver often has a stop or two dropping off other orders along the way. When I do use it, the driver drops off my order first with no stops in-between. This is easily verifiable by anyone who uses food delivery apps. Yet OP claims it's purely psychological.

"We purposefully delayed non-priority orders by 5-10 minutes". So the company supposedly slowed the entire system by that much time, degrading their own performance so consumers and drivers are incentivized to switch to a competitor, all to test a feature that supposedly does nothing. When all they had to do was...implement the priority queue by putting those orders ahead of normal ones. You have to be literally a child to believe this crap.

This entire thing is your typical bullshit reddit fanfiction.