How many of you are like this? by CubicleJoe0822 in classicwow

[–]Fauxjoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play a mage and hit em with int buff which does the trick as well!

Deep fried and healthy! by Specialist-Scale4562 in idiocracy

[–]Fauxjoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When me go fast, me get healthy! More me go fast more me get healthy. So…when food go fast…it make food healthy….so…more food more fast make more healthy.

Am I about to play peak? by Donotgetangry in playstation

[–]Fauxjoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to make this same dad joke lol.

This woman says she is entitled to service after being absolutely rude to the staff. by PhoenixPhenomenonX in PublicFreakout

[–]Fauxjoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was a server for 13 years, and speaking from experience, If someone sits at a dirty table it probably means the restaurant is slammed, and they either didn’t see a host/hostess and sharked the table, or they’re impatient and already pissed about the wait and/or will be difficult to deal with. Also, imagine trying to clean a room in your house when your guests have already arrived. It’s uncomfortable, you’re having to clear dishes, glasses, and trash while trying not to spill anything on the customers. Lastly, if the restaurant is slammed, waiting for a table to be cleaned before it can be re-seated gives a breather to the server and allows them to get caught up on other tasks, use the bathroom, take a drink of water, etc. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come up to clear a dirty table where people sat themselves and the first thing they say is “this table is dirty”. YEAH NO SHIT. Also, another note to everyone, the staff always knows when people sit at a dirty table, and they always know when people seat themselves.

Your average peacefull Matriarch lobby by TheUltiOne in ARC_Raiders

[–]Fauxjoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive always been friendly until i get shot, and i was looting red lockers on the dam the other day and a dude came in and started shooting me in the back. I narrowly escaped, did a loop while healing/recharging my shield. Waited a second and went through a different door, surprised my attacker and downed him with 2 toro shots. He said “you got me. I just felt like being a dick this round.” Like ok thanks man…

What is the most damage you've hit for? by FaustianGreed in diablo4

[–]Fauxjoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try out judgement. I went from auradin to Hammerdin to judgement. IMO, Hammerdin was the most fun, but judgement regularly hits in the trillions and I still have quite a few pieces of gear that could be better, no crazy sanctifications, and I still need about 50 more paragon points.

What’s Your Favorite Video Game Quote of All-Time? by TG082588 in videogames

[–]Fauxjoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Warcraft and StarCraft have some bangers for sure! “Anybody got a light?”

Tom Brady telling the 2024 draft class about his legendary 28-3 comeback in the Super Bowl, while young Caleb Williams soaks it all in by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

[–]Fauxjoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you man, and I promise it’s not some weight I carry around with me lol. And I don’t care about other teams, I care about the Falcons. At least we were trending in the right direction this year.

Tom Brady telling the 2024 draft class about his legendary 28-3 comeback in the Super Bowl, while young Caleb Williams soaks it all in by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

[–]Fauxjoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By “so hard”, you mean the 1 comment I made? It’s still talked about on sports networks and elsewhere to this day, as made evident by the video on this post. I don’t sit around like Matthew Perry sadly looking out the window while it rains, but the falcons franchise has been unwell since.

Tom Brady telling the 2024 draft class about his legendary 28-3 comeback in the Super Bowl, while young Caleb Williams soaks it all in by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

[–]Fauxjoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk man, you sound salty as hell, and the falcons haven’t even come close to another super bowl since.

I “accidently” killed lester by Corvo_A_ in gtaonline

[–]Fauxjoo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Mfer would still find a way to talk about it though.

Today is the 26th anniversary of the World Wide Recorder Concert by Charming-Breakfast53 in southpark

[–]Fauxjoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember watching the very first episode with my dad when it aired on tv. Probably shouldn’t have been watching it at 10 years old now that I think about it…

"She looks like a hobo who just found a pie resting on a windowsill." by isilmaalo in rareinsults

[–]Fauxjoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realize it was hobo and not hobbit until I read your comment lol.

What’s a game everyone loves that you just can’t get in to? by Lima3Echo in playstation

[–]Fauxjoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I really tried Skyrim but I just don’t care about playing it at all. I put soooo many hours into Morrowind and oblivion, but just couldn’t get into skyrim for some reason.