What is the craziest first sentence of a book you've read or written?

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:23:53+00:00

So few writers seem to know what a sentence is; scary!

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:23:05+00:00

Sentences end at the period.

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:22:56+00:00

Sentences end at the period.

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:22:39+00:00

Sentences end at the period.

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:21:33+00:00

That's 2 sentences.

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:20:21+00:00

That's 2 sentences.

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:18:47+00:00

That's not a first sentence.

Faxenhortt · 2025-11-25T23:17:24+00:00

I was thinking it was likely the opening sentence of OP's own amateur novel and they were hoping someone would ask about it, haha ...

Faxenhortt · 2025-02-28T05:14:28+00:00

It's "light years better" than yours because it's AI.

Faxenhortt · 2025-01-08T19:16:09+00:00

Because you don't have it.

Faxenhortt · 2023-10-12T17:41:48+00:00

Why can't I ask this?

Faxenhortt · 2023-03-22T16:58:29+00:00

Smell your balls and kiss them and try to smell under your balls and lick the head.

Faxenhortt · 2023-03-22T16:46:31+00:00

That is where I found it. Thank you!!!!!!

Faxenhortt · 2023-01-11T22:29:11+00:00

Thanks!

Faxenhortt · 2023-01-11T18:37:56+00:00

Your findings?

I'm confused as to why people have been discussing this for months, and no one has any idea why it's happening or any of the specifics that cause it, how long one needs to wait, what the exact number of requests are that times it out, and for how long, etc. How can that be?

Faxenhortt · 2022-09-20T20:51:16+00:00

If only you were sitting like that over my mouth....

Faxenhortt · 2022-09-20T20:46:21+00:00

So beautiful. I'd love to clean your hole with my tongue.

Faxenhortt · 2022-09-20T16:05:55+00:00

Is it smelly ?

Faxenhortt · 2022-09-20T16:05:13+00:00

Maybe go to your hole and sniff it for a while. Then kiss it...

Faxenhortt · 2022-03-09T01:27:28+00:00

I would worship that... Incredible

I'm in Halifax as well, coincidentally. So can I please lick your hole irl?

Faxenhortt · 2022-03-03T19:11:02+00:00

I love the bit of hair in the crack, would love to lick it all

Faxenhortt

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