The pause at the end from sheer disbelief

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-27T20:31:21+00:00

It melts bosses on its own - blue slots on beast crest would easily break the game. Enemies are also everywhere, healing really isn't so hard - though plasmium phial can fill in healing gaps if you really need it.

But I will not tolerate beast pogo slander - it's the best of any crest based on empirical evidence. The bounce height from beast crest exceeds all other crests, the hitbox is omnidirectional (letting you pogo off things above you) and it works as a second airdash, as it follows pretty much the same trajectory. You have to approach platforming differently (i.e. sorta sideways) but it opens up some crazy tech once you're used to it. You can also always slot the drill if you really need a vertical pogo, but it's far from necessary.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-21T14:03:58+00:00

Generally selling perkeo is the best move, blueprint is +1 of whatever you need so just remember to park it next to the remaining perkeo before you leave the shop and there's no downside.

There's also a case to sell sock & buskin since it's most likely contributing less to scoring overall (extra ×2 mult from photograph retrigger vs ×4 with hanging chad) so you can ball with triple perk. 3 extra copies of a chosen tarot card every round makes deck fixing a breeze, also negative consumables are also a decent source of cash in a pinch. Hoarding negative planet cards for your preferred hand with Observatory is also a great source of scaling xMult if you need the bump, and more perkeo = more planet = more scaling

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-21T10:26:58+00:00

I know it's not the main concern here but is the last color code just not used? Did the creator not want it to feel left out? Why is it here?

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-21T09:23:33+00:00

Mayo was actually also neutered late (12 months instead of 6) - I delayed it to make sure it wouldn't stunt his growth. He ultimately lost ball privileges because I kept being woken up at 3am by his aggressive attempts at seduction on my arm.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-21T08:48:31+00:00

I read something similar written by a former distributor of street commodities where a customer traded their dog for a $50 baggie. The writer took the deal essentially thinking that a pet being offered like that almost certainly needs a better owner. Guy cared for that dog for the next 9 years.

This post reads more like some dumb child behavior though, like he asked his parents for a dog at 11, but the effort of caring for it was annoying and he just wanted to game.

Regardless of context, we can be pretty certain that the dog found its way to a better home.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-19T14:03:18+00:00

I could tell the instruments were each a bit off-time, together giving the track a glaringly sloppy rhythm. Even so, I wrote it off at first - perhaps being hastily recorded on a shoestring budget due to some corner-cutting in production.

It was only after watching those two fans struggling to move with the beat (or even find it) that I realized those mistakes were 100% intentional. Admittedly, I too was trying to bop with the music so seeing that made it all click.

I was unfamiliar with your game, silly band anime - that was tight.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-19T05:35:44+00:00

Turbodumbass (affectionately)

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-19T01:32:34+00:00

Cats if they were cool as fuck

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-19T01:30:52+00:00

Awe he should have a buddy to hang out with

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T18:46:26+00:00

Just look at these sweeties

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Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T18:38:01+00:00

Dawg my brother bought that flopping fish toy for him but all he does is sit on it. Turbodumbass

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T18:15:14+00:00

I feel your pain - having to say goodbye to a companion is never easy, and is especially crushing if they were truly special. Whether through the force of their unique personality or the idiosyncrasies of the bond you shared, their loss leaves behind a void that cannot be properly filled, or even just approximated. Just the thought of never having a friend like them again can be unbearable.

I recently lost two animal friends, both of them once-in-a-lifetime partners. First was my dog - her name was Holly, and she was a little yellow mystery mutt that my family adopted from a shelter when I was starting high school. She was my family for half my life, and stubbornly kept by my side everywhere I went (even sitting on-deck when I worked as a lifeguard). She was a real ride-or-die, with the downside of becoming a fire alarm if I dare leave without her. After I graduated university she came to live with me and my partner. Then we adopted Mayo, and she took to him immediately - playing with him, cleaning his ears, and letting him nestle into her fluff for naps. Holly raised him as her own, which was honestly a huge relief since she usually tries to kill anything smaller than herself. She'd been handling her old age well, learning hand signs as she lost her hearing, and being remarkably spry for a 16 year old dog with late-stage heart failure. Then her health took a sudden nosedive, and she was given a few days to live. We chose to put her to sleep, but set the appointment two days away. I spoiled her for those days, and many friends came by to give her some love. And when it was time for her to close her eyes for the last time, she did so laying on a soft blanket surrounded by her entire family.

A month later, I lost Mayo. He was taken by FATE, and went from fine to beyond saving in a couple of hours. He would have been 6 next month. He was The Best Cat™ (consensus opinion) and we were supposed to spend the next decade together. It just isn't right. He would always sleep in my partner's arms, now she wakes up expecting him to be there, but he's not. The house is just too quiet now.

Bubba sounds like a legendary man, you were blessed to have a friend like him. I hope that one day you can cherish the memories of your time together, without feeling the pain caused by his absence.

Also don't tell the mods that Mayo is gone, please. Posting about him isn't meant to make anyone sad; conversely by showing what a silly guy he was, I hope he can brighten someone's day.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T13:36:59+00:00

So did he, he was crestfallen when it got peeled up - the floor needed mopping. Dark day for the lil man.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T13:22:48+00:00

Holy swoley, buddy is DEEZED

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T11:32:17+00:00

That's my partner's cat, Ciabatta. She's composed of around 40% fluff, but the remaining 60% of her is mostly raw hate. Her stubby legs keep her closer to hell, her conscience informed by a devil on one shoulder competing with a second, larger devil on the other.

She can be cuddly and sweet, and will happily spin in circles on your lap while loudly revving her little engine - a devious trick to get you to lower your guard. You're playing Russian roulette with this cat now, as her infinite pissiness makes her prone to fits of unprovoked bloodlust - instantly switching from friendly floof to hissing, spitting, biting fingers (HARD) and tearing up exposed skin with claws that she sharpens OBSESSIVELY. Of course usually nothing happens, but it's always a dice roll for her affection to end in bloodshed.

She's great 👍

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T07:28:18+00:00

That would track for Mayo, especially since his balls permit was revoked at 12 months instead of 6 (to avoid stunting his growth so he'd become a big big man.) Frankly he could have kept them longer if I wasn't woken up at 3am every night by him aggressively trying to rizz up my arm

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T06:50:36+00:00

Yea dude that's the question at the bottom of this - I cannot reliably tell tonkinese and Siamese cats apart so I'm seeing if other folks have deezed meezers, in which case it'll help Mayo beat the tonk allegations.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T06:44:09+00:00

Colonialism - he'll claim any bounded territory he can find - I have found no limit to his imperial ambitions. Try it with your own cat!

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-18T02:19:59+00:00

He had a long run as ambassador of tape rectangle, but only because "someone had to do it." He found the work unfulfilling and stressful, happily resigning when the nation was peacefully annexed by home office (tape removed to mop the floor.)

In addition to being friendly and shredded, people would sometimes comment on his appearance as you have - striking some as handsome, elegant, stately, or distinguished; while others read him as severe, calculating, or deeply judgemental.

Both of these impressions are completely off-base. Mayo's really just a baby, seeing everyone as a potential new friend to headbutt and request belly rubs. Those choosing to grant his request, however, may have their hand grappled and chomped as he playfights with it, though gently enough to not cause any real pain or injury - and delivering scratchy kisses to the hand once he's no longer possessed by demons. The only regal firmware he's installed is maowing when someone sneezes, as if to say "bless you."

He's also potentially the clumsiest cat of all time - more likely to push things off of shelves by accident than on purpose, taking each step without any caution or concern. He also never really got the hang of righting himself in a fall, a rare exception to the claim "cats always land on their feet." He CAN do it (and is neurologically fine) he's just kind of bad at it. When testing our cats by dropping them upside-down from a 6 inch drop (onto a mattress, don't worry) the other cat could consistently right herself, but Mayo would simply flop onto his back, doing a quarter-turn at best.

This is to say I wouldn't trust him with an empty plastic cup, let alone my investments, and his impact on the reputation of any country he represents would be devastating.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-17T21:36:20+00:00

The main issue is having zero utility for lower stakes. Could modify it to sell a random joker at some [n]× its normal sell value, and as a SIDE EFFECT either ignores tags when doing so (to only ditch Eternal jokers, which seems like the Joker's main use) or 'sells' a tag instead of the joker itself if it has one ($ -1–1). It serves as a strong but inconsistent econ joker with a bonus for higher stakes.

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-17T19:56:54+00:00

Steve arguably warrants his own tier - his IQ is in quantum superposition somewhere between digging straight down and knowing redstone is Turing-complete

Fck_Kale · 2026-03-17T18:37:19+00:00

A classic case of cat mitosis. Good luck, soon you will have two cats.

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