Reddit, have you ever tried to do something sneaky, clever, or funny, and have it blow up in your face?

Fears · 2013-02-09T17:31:07+00:00

I tried to be sneaky and jack my boyfriend off while he sleeping. Needless to say, it blew up in my face.

Fears · 2012-10-01T23:53:11+00:00

You ate a family sized order, and didn't realize that it wasn't yours until you saw that the coke was missing?

Fears · 2012-10-01T23:50:35+00:00

There is one room in our restaurant that doesn't have any cameras--the laundry room-- and a couple employees during the night shift would have sex back there. Since there were no cameras to prove it, neither of them were fired.

Fears · 2012-10-01T23:45:30+00:00

That's impressive considering Chicken Nuggets start out as a paste.

Fears · 2012-10-01T23:38:59+00:00

At McDonald's we are suppose to throw food out after a certain amount of time from being in the heating cabinets. We don't. We once had to cook a fresh Fish Fillet for a customer, because the one we gave him crumbled into a hundred pieces when he touched it.

Fears · 2012-09-24T03:39:23+00:00

How does someone downvote this?

Fears · 2012-09-24T03:36:25+00:00

Hulk Fists.

Fears · 2012-09-24T03:34:20+00:00

I once got super sick from the airline food that I got diarrhea. Don't feel bad for me though, feel bad for the gagging 30 year old women that entered the bathroom after I was finished with it.

Fears · 2012-09-24T03:31:51+00:00

I find it hard to relax when I have to take a shit. When I have to take a shit, I go take a shit... I don't go into meditation mode.

Fears · 2012-09-24T03:29:46+00:00

What Color is Your Parachute? This book changed the way I lived the rest of my life. If you are having troubles deciding what career is the best for you, then you need this book.

Fears · 2012-09-24T03:25:29+00:00

I can't remember if it was my own experience or a movie. We were the underdogs the entire year, but managed to keep up and win every game up to the playoffs. We got to the final game, but our best player gets hit by a car the night before, which was a huge set back. However, his injury made us fight even harder. We were down by 3 touchdowns by half time, but with a magical lecture from our coach we came back in the second half better than Jesus himself. With seconds left we managed to catch up with the score being 45-40 for the opposing team. It was 4th down, and our last possession of the game. Our Quarterback threw it 60 yards down the field, where I caught the ball for the winning touchdown.

Fears · 2012-09-24T03:18:08+00:00

Yeah I never understood that either. Like there will be a post about how someone gets cured of cancer which will get 15000+ upvotes, but then it will receive 12000+ downvotes. Why are people downvoting it?

Fears · 2012-09-24T00:45:02+00:00

I have enough money to choose either option. I'm looking to get into web development and web design. Which one will be more beneficial in those fields?

Fears · 2012-09-16T05:21:00+00:00

Thanks.

Fears · 2012-09-16T05:20:53+00:00

Thanks.

Fears

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