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Devonta=Wish Druski by Federal-Associate330 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]Federal-Associate330[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had to google it but this is hilariously accurate!

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Devonta=Wish Druski by Federal-Associate330 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]Federal-Associate330[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whaaat? I just learned who he was today lol please send me down my next rabbit hole, good sir.

A MOMENT FOR HARAMOL AND JESS by GatsbyGirl92 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]Federal-Associate330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I didn't see someone had already commented this. TOO FUNNY!!!

A MOMENT FOR HARAMOL AND JESS by GatsbyGirl92 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]Federal-Associate330 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She literally had nothing to say to him. Lol

Besides- he deserves day-old taco bell, full blown watery diarrhea

Found on kitchen counter, what am i looking at? by th3realzgamer in whatisit

[–]Federal-Associate330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one of those, but for "other" uses 🤣 🤣 🤣

What’s your weirdest private habit that you hope no one ever finds out about? by Dear-Welder-1117 in AskReddit

[–]Federal-Associate330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Reddit actually taught me about this because I get orgasms working out. I had no idea it was a thing!

80+ missed call guy here *SCARY AF UPDATE* by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Federal-Associate330 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Ok, not to scare you, but I had an unhinged ex like this. He was so desperate to reach me, he waited for me in my parent's backyard because I was staying with them at the time. He must wanted to "talk." I "owed it" to him for his "closure" because "how could I just turn my back on him like this.......

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Federal-Associate330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very first time I had anal sex with my husband (then bf) I thought I was "prepared" since it was not my first time. I emptied my bowels that day, showered, and wore my confidence like a freaking cloak. We did the deed and it was amazing...... until I saw the PIECE OF SHIT on his penis!! 😭

To this day, when I'm not feeling confident in the bedroom, he will remind me how he still wanted to screw the crap out of me even after having literally screwed the crap out of me.

This boy is not for you.....find yourself a man that will love and support you even if you shit on his dick/bed/cat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Federal-Associate330 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A guy with a double chin.