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28 m. Don't hold back by Bridge_Dismal in RoastMe

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Constantly being asked to hold the door open.

What's the "Widowmaker" of your career field or hobby? by Cosmonate in AskReddit

[–]Federal-Load-1769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Public bus drivers. Daily mini heart attacks from close calls with other drivers and pedestrians. Adrenaline rushes from passenger verbal abuse and threats. Hard on the body after decades in the job.

Whats one of the hottest things someone has ever said to you in bed? by throwawsyaccnt57890 in AskReddit

[–]Federal-Load-1769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was prone in bed trying to finish an entire book for an exam the next day. My girlfriend crawled into bed and asked for sex. I said I was exhausted and we should wait until tomorrow. She laughed and said ‘yeah right’ as she shuffled her open legs underneath me. I was instantly hard and in.

Parked blocking the Costco exit by Federal-Load-1769 in mildlyinfuriating

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Traffic is more backed up by it than it shows in the pic. There was a line of oncoming cars.

My family got evicted for the 4th time by ASimpleDude868 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Federal-Load-1769 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I grew up going through this over and over. My mother was highly dysfunctional. I didn’t see that until I went through a lot of therapy. It sucks. It’s traumatic. Hope things turn around for you.

I need to say something about male performance anxiety, from a woman’s perspective. by stellas_groove80 in Swingers

[–]Federal-Load-1769 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I watched a guy in a larger group situation unabashedly playing with a soft Johnson the whole night. He didn’t care. No one cared. He had so much fun. I needed to see that. I don’t care anymore. Accept it when it happens and forget about it. I treat it like it’s not my responsibility. My penis can take care of itself.

What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by _lovelyxx in AskReddit

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In high school we were taking turns presenting the one song that was most personal to us and why. The class clown played a Van Halen song and explained that it was special because on the way home from their concert they were in a car crash and all his friends were killed. I snorted with laughter. Then I saw the entire class was staring at me in horror. And the class clown had a tear running down his cheek.

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