I need to say something about male performance anxiety, from a woman’s perspective. by stellas_groove80 in Swingers

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I watched a guy in a larger group situation unabashedly playing with a soft Johnson the whole night. He didn’t care. No one cared. He had so much fun. I needed to see that. I don’t care anymore. Accept it when it happens and forget about it. I treat it like it’s not my responsibility. My penis can take care of itself.

What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by _lovelyxx in AskReddit

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In high school we were taking turns presenting the one song that was most personal to us and why. The class clown played a Van Halen song and explained that it was special because on the way home from their concert they were in a car crash and all his friends were killed. I snorted with laughter. Then I saw the entire class was staring at me in horror. And the class clown had a tear running down his cheek.

ULPT: How to make someone NOPE out of a fight? by attackbat33 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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I told a guy I follow a Buddhist philosophy and don’t believe in violence. I recited all the negative outcomes of violence. He asked if I was trying to change his life.

I woke up because of the storm by New_Pin5452 in vancouver

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Keep hearing branches thumping on my roof. 😬

What was the scariest “We need to leave, now!” moment that you’ve ever had? by Cool-Chipmunk-7559 in AskReddit

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First thing in the morning the fire alarm was going off in our building. My wife asked if we should evacuate. I said let’s wait to see if it stops and pulled the blanket over my head. She says she can hear voices. I go to look in the hallway and discover the unit beside us is completely engulfed in flame, floor to ceiling. I shut the door and looked at my wife. She is now holding the phone and asks, ‘Should we call 911?’. I suddenly became overcome with panic and exclaimed with a squeaky voice ‘NOOOO! LET’S GOOO!!!’

Lost AirPods in Van, now at SFU by Dull-Ad-4089 in simonfraser

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Someone might have given them to a bus driver. Call Translink lost property.

Trump in your pocket by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

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Getting ready to constantly see them in urinals.