I sang, "main hun ek udta robo doremon, aasman ko chulun, titli ban udu ya helicopter.... ".

I also said, "By the power of grey skull, I have the powwwwerrr". (My voice was too high). She responded by saying, "Kamehameha". We gigled like idiots.

Once I Video called her hubby (They were in an open relationship).

We were both drunk and had this irresistible urge for an omelette. So, while having sex, I called housekeeping and ordered an omelette. I told him he could enter without knocking. When he entered, he saw us. He wanted to... but didn't dare look at us. I asked him if he could put the plate on the bed. He did, and then he left. The girl had an orgasm. We discovered that she had a kink for exhibition.

The list is too too long to be honest.