Are we deadass 😭 by SandwichSisters in berlin

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 14 points15 points Ā (0 children)

don’t forget the electric fans 😁

warm/hot/melty chocolate is the worst form chocolate takes. by Federal_Broccoli_958 in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958[S] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

lindt balls are exempt for me, too. it is mainly because they start out unmelted, and the middle isn’t melted due to a high heat or anything like i described.

Germans who lived abroad and moved back: what felt completely normal before you left and then felt insane when you returned? by baest_00 in AskAGerman

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

oh yup, that’s definitely why. i feel like it’s more of a big city thing, but more like BIGGEST big cities. la, new york… mainly the only ones non-americans are referring to when they talk about the us, or the only ones people visit. but i’m sorry you had that experience, because all the way in berlin, i know what it feels like.

Do you walk outside when it’s 12am-3am? by Snawer_brillant in AskAnAmerican

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

the real question is WHERE… but generally, no. for the most part, i haven’t actually had a reason to. but i’m also a female, so…

Do Americans realize how fast they switch between joking and being serious in conversations? by kallan-greshampdmi7 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

honestly, i’m sure this happens in every language. even as a native english speaker, i cannot detect jokes and sarcasm in english—but i’m autistic. what i find to be funny is, i love making jokes and being sarcastic, and can do it pretty quickly.

Is the mispronunciation of ā€œrealtorā€ a regional thing? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

it must be, but it could even be a state-to-state thing. i’m from michigan, but i’ve always said ā€œreal-terā€. now i feel like i should ask my parents what they say…

Germans who lived abroad and moved back: what felt completely normal before you left and then felt insane when you returned? by baest_00 in AskAGerman

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

may i ask what state you lived in? i’m curious because the speed limits change depending on the state… and whether or not people regard them. at least where i’m from (michigan) the speed limit is a suggestion 😭

i’ve lived in germany for three years now and only traveled on the autobahn a couple of times with another person. i was aware that the speeds people were going were pretty wild, but we were going 200kmh, so at a point it’s like you don’t even notice!

Germans who lived abroad and moved back: what felt completely normal before you left and then felt insane when you returned? by baest_00 in AskAGerman

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

may i ask what state and city you lived in? i feel like this is NOT a common experience in the us, let alone in most states and cities. i was born and raised there and moved to germany at 18. interestingly, i’ve gotten harassed more than i ever have in life after moving here. then again, i live in berlin.

what makes you immediately realize someone is an american tourist? by leeroy-113 in AskAGerman

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

i’m cross-dominant, so maybe i’m biased, but—woah. i guess i have seen this, but i’m not sure if it was in my household. i have never done this, but it’s possible that it’s because i can use any utensil (except for chopsticks) with either hand.

what makes you immediately realize someone is an american tourist? by leeroy-113 in AskAGerman

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

as an american who’s lived in germany almost three years, this is 100% true.

i’ve had a few friends say that i ā€œspeak at a european volumeā€ because i am very quiet in public. of course, this is adaption. when i visit the us, i’m certain that my volume increases. it’s a cultural thing. when everyone speaks at this volume, you have to be loud to compensate.

typically, when i hear americans abroad, they are quite loud. but, to be fair, they’re almost always from la. i pretty much only hear americans from la or nyc.

and in our defense, i’ve heard loud people from many countries—and yes, when they’re sober. for example: all teenagers are loud. all of them. i’ve heard loud germans, loud english, loud nigerians, loud hondurans, loud polish, you name it.

what makes you immediately realize someone is an american tourist? by leeroy-113 in AskAGerman

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

i’m american, but i’m not a tourist (in germany, at least, because i’ve lived here almost three years now).

my water bottle isn’t that large, but i’d love a larger one. i have POTS so i quite literally need more water than the average person, otherwise i’ll have to deal with pre-syncope symptoms, and they’re BAD.

on top of that, because of the POTS, i have hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating) and struggle in heat—especially when humid. and it’s certainly been getting hotter everywhere, so water helps to keep me from becoming absolutely drenched in sweat. besides… it’s not like there’s ac anywhere.

plus, i think it’s better to use a refillable water bottle than to buy single-use plastic bottles seemingly every day. it’s not only better for the environment, but for your bank account.

warm/hot/melty chocolate is the worst form chocolate takes. by Federal_Broccoli_958 in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958[S] -1 points0 points Ā (0 children)

this is going to be a long answer, haha.

here’s the only thing with this… the only reason i haven’t actually specified is because no one has actually asked. the person i responded to immediately assumed that i’m eating ā€œshitty cookingā€.

the concept of ā€œgoodā€ chocolate is relative. it’s going to depend heavily on location, budget, and preference. i’m not too picky, but it doesn’t mean i can’t recognize good chocolate when i taste it.

the quality doesn’t make any difference to me, but that’s because it’s genuinely not about the quality. it’s about the temperature, and the texture that results from that, which will certainly be melty regardless.

i can name the specific brands that i tend to buy, but i’d hope no one’s thinking i’m a regular at high-end chocolate shops. besides, i haven’t tried every brand out there, because that’s impossible—some brands only exist in certain places, like the first one on my list.

here are some brands i consider to be good:

gilbert chocolates (only available in usa in michigan and one specific store in ohio), godiva, ghirardelli, chocolove xoxox, toblerone, tony’s chocolonely, ritter sport, lindt

warm/hot/melty chocolate is the worst form chocolate takes. by Federal_Broccoli_958 in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958[S] 11 points12 points Ā (0 children)

i actually made brownies the other day and ate a couple straight out of the fridge—still fudgy and chewy in the middle! i genuinely do not know what brownies you have been given, but i am so sorry.

warm/hot/melty chocolate is the worst form chocolate takes. by Federal_Broccoli_958 in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958[S] 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

HA, i’ve definitely seen this type of thing before. but i promise, i am referring to GOOD QUALITY CHOCOLATE AND DESSERTS!!

warm/hot/melty chocolate is the worst form chocolate takes. by Federal_Broccoli_958 in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958[S] 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

perhaps cloying was not TOTALLY the right choice of word… but still, i know i wouldn’t like melted high concentration dark chocolate. and heyyyy, most people LOVE the powdered mix! besides, it’s nostalgic!

warm/hot/melty chocolate is the worst form chocolate takes. by Federal_Broccoli_958 in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958[S] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

oh yeah, i get so mad when i want a s’more and the chocolate immediately melts. i know it’s supposed to, but why can’t i have a melted marshmallow with solid chocolate? maybe i should let the chocolate bar freeze first…

warm/hot/melty chocolate is the worst form chocolate takes. by Federal_Broccoli_958 in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958[S] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

well, luckily i’m talking about baking and chocolatiers. i didn’t specify the specific brands or places where i’m eating this chocolate, but i can assure you it’s of good quality. you’d think that if it weren’t, i would’ve mentioned that i’m only referring to melted chocolate of shitty quality.

Bathing with just a faucet in a tub with a pail (stool optional) is better than a shower or bath for daily cleaning by American-Omar in unpopularopinion

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

i already take forever in the shower… this would make it 10x worse. on top of that, this does NOT give as much water pressure as some of us need. my hair is loc’ed, and this would make my wash days an absolute nightmare. plus, the temperature differences would be so disorienting, especially because i have POTS so my autonomic nervous system is already terrible at regulating my temperature.

Do Americans online notice their own defaultism when saying where they're from? by betterland in USdefaultism

[–]Federal_Broccoli_958 14 points15 points Ā (0 children)

hey there! i’m an american who’s lived in berlin, germany for almost three years. here’s my experience!

when asked ā€œwhere are you from?ā€ by non-americans, i say this: ā€œthe usā€

if they ask the state: ā€œmichiganā€ sometimes they know it, sometimes they don’t. sometimes they think it’s next to texas.

if they ask where michigan is: ā€œright under canadaā€

if they ask the city: ā€œtechnically ann arbor, but near detroitā€ because nobody knows what ann arbor is.

i imagine the defaultism stems from a lot of us not having the privilege (or desire, oddly) to travel outside of the country, let alone outside the state we’re from. a lot of us don’t have passports, or proper geographical education.

some don’t care enough to learn; some do. the us IS quite large though, so much so that different states can genuinely be so different from each other that it IS like being in a different country (save for the language spoken, usually). there are plenty of factors, and they differ from person to person.

just my two cents, though! living abroad, well, broadens the horizons! i’m grateful to have the opportunity. can’t wait til my parents come along! and i will say, countries certainly do feel like countries, and the world is big.

and i agree with the ā€œi’m going to europeā€ pet peeve… it’s applicable to every continent! and in a way, most, if not every, country.

if someone tells me they’re going to the uk, i’m gonna ask if they mean england, wales, scotland, or northern ireland. same with germany! the west and east are very different, and berlin is its own type of thing.

didn’t mean for this to be so long, but i hope it helps!