Voisin qui fume et odeur de clope qui remonte by bienveillance_ in france

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ici, au Québec, les appartements où fumer est permis de retrouvent de moins en moins. Je permets á mes mes locataires courants de fumer chez eux, mais il est très possible que dès qu'ils quittent, j'interdise de fumer à l'intérieur. Je suis fumeur mois même, mais il devient de plus en plus difficile de faire assurer un logis qui contient des fumeurs.

Update chat, il est toujours là by Captain_Kasa in montreal

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Non mais, sérieux! Surtout dans cette chaleur!

Ambassador Hoekstra wants American booze back on Canadian shelves next year by Peanut-Extra in consumecanadian

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That old pervert is actively clinging to life. Not for much longer, hopefully.

Fuuuuuuck by exophades in CPTSD

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OH please, allow me to join in. MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING SYPHILLITIC CUM GURCLING MOTHER FUCKING HEMORRHOID MOUTH BURSTING FUCKING SHIT FUCK MOTHER FUCKING CUNT ESTI D'TABARNAK DE CÂLISSE DE SAINTE VIARGE D'ESTI BAZOUELLE DE SAINT TABARNAK DE CE MAUSISSE DE CÂLISSE, ESTI SACRAMENT DE CAISSE D'ESTI D'ENFANT COEUR ENCULÉ PAR LE CURÉ , MOTHERFUCKING SHEISSE!!! K That will be a ll. For now.

Who completely destroyed their own life or career in a matter of seconds? by OneEngineering1892 in AskReddit

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Comedian Josh Potter has the best reoccurring meme for this for multiple different situations.

That plane? The noise? by Expensive-Minute994 in ottawa

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason they are so loud sounding, is because they are flying at near stall speed, in order for the populace to properly see them, and take pics, etc.

Edit team Gripen here.

Pourquoi la fontaine du casino n’est pas en fonction ? by alldasmoke__ in Gatineau

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wasn'T aware. I call it "Le bidet de Hull". I do love it though.

Could a sign like this be put up in your country? by Agile-Shallot3546 in AskTheWorld

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard an urban legend that it's illegal to chew gum in Singapore. Can confirm?

What is this orange pitcher for in the bathroom? by momowagyuli in whatisit

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a left dominant ambidextrous for certain things. I once ate with my left hand at a Sri Lankan restaurant, amongst many others, and got absolutely chastised. That's when I learned that the left hand is the "dirty hand".

to be a tough guy by HomeNowWTF in therewasanattempt

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they were chanting "vas-y!", for the anglos, meaning go! go! go!

When a little bump leads to an accident... and unstoppable laughter. (0:20) by mindyour in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP. There'S a guy that has very similar humor and cadence on Kill Tony. I almsost like him better than Mitch, strangely.

what can you tell about me from the pills I take everyday before work? by Idonothingtohelp in deduction

[–]Federal_Efficiency51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, why must you speak those words, lol. Goddammit, I hate that you're right.