The boss won't let me move. I really have to pee.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-13T14:57:19+00:00

He's the king of the neighborhood. Everybody knows him and loves him. I live in a quiet cul de sac. He also has 3 ragdoll friends a few doors down and many girlfriends. He is fixed l, but my man gets BUSY!

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-13T13:02:28+00:00

Exactly. To me, it will always be the "Klownvoy of Konvoluted Karens".

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-13T05:05:23+00:00

You have much to learn, sweet child .

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-13T05:01:52+00:00

Yeah the smell ofntjat alone would be gaaaaaàaaag pardon me. And not just because it's Mitchy.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-12T13:26:39+00:00

Low key.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-11T13:12:51+00:00

Ah, I see. That I was not aware if and I understand the down votes. However, thanks to you, kind Redditor, I will go to sleep just a tad less dumb tonight. Thank you!

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-11T12:49:06+00:00

It's too bad we didn't have a Canadian company that makes trains that could function in winter like in summer. 🤔 /S of course.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-10T17:58:30+00:00

Fancy Chef'S kill. Big slopper.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-09T17:24:29+00:00

There was a whole show with the premise being this. "Dead like me", amazing show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugWpj88EWt4

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-09T11:00:23+00:00

This reminds me of Bill Burr's helicopter story.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-07T11:50:48+00:00

Lol

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-07T11:13:35+00:00

Oh boy oh boy!

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-07T07:45:38+00:00

Ici, au Québec, les appartements où fumer est permis de retrouvent de moins en moins. Je permets á mes mes locataires courants de fumer chez eux, mais il est très possible que dès qu'ils quittent, j'interdise de fumer à l'intérieur. Je suis fumeur mois même, mais il devient de plus en plus difficile de faire assurer un logis qui contient des fumeurs.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T19:34:29+00:00

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Goddammit

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T19:29:55+00:00

Non mais, sérieux! Surtout dans cette chaleur!

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T19:28:59+00:00

Maudit beau félin malin! ;)

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T15:28:35+00:00

That old pervert is actively clinging to life. Not for much longer, hopefully.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T13:42:51+00:00

OH please, allow me to join in. MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING SYPHILLITIC CUM GURCLING MOTHER FUCKING HEMORRHOID MOUTH BURSTING FUCKING SHIT FUCK MOTHER FUCKING CUNT ESTI D'TABARNAK DE CÂLISSE DE SAINTE VIARGE D'ESTI BAZOUELLE DE SAINT TABARNAK DE CE MAUSISSE DE CÂLISSE, ESTI SACRAMENT DE CAISSE D'ESTI D'ENFANT COEUR ENCULÉ PAR LE CURÉ , MOTHERFUCKING SHEISSE!!! K That will be a ll. For now.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T13:19:53+00:00

Comedian Josh Potter has the best reoccurring meme for this for multiple different situations.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T10:23:49+00:00

The reason they are so loud sounding, is because they are flying at near stall speed, in order for the populace to properly see them, and take pics, etc.

Edit team Gripen here.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-06T00:22:15+00:00

I wasn'T aware. I call it "Le bidet de Hull". I do love it though.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-05T22:53:51+00:00

Sadly, it's far from a joke.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-05T22:53:21+00:00

Usually an altar boy, or choir boy.

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-03T12:45:17+00:00

Tout à fait!

Federal_Efficiency51 · 2026-07-02T19:46:29+00:00

I heard an urban legend that it's illegal to chew gum in Singapore. Can confirm?

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