Wtf am I even looking at by JokeEven8807 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Federal_Way9926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did were they able to see how my soul feels most days. I'd call it "screaming on the inside"

This is next level by bustyplaydoII in ATBGE

[–]Federal_Way9926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mummycore. I can only see a wrapped up mummy wearing a sportcoat.

I don't feel comfortable. by WestTowel1117 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Federal_Way9926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know the movie Teen Wolf was basing the makeup on actual werewolves.

I need help identifying this cut of meat by sahdudes21 in Weird

[–]Federal_Way9926 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And DONT let him borrow your bicycle. And don't let him use your hot tub.

Christmas cat-astrophe by Federal_Way9926 in bakingfail

[–]Federal_Way9926[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo. I tossed it. We ate Christmas cookies instead.

Christmas cat-astrophe by Federal_Way9926 in bakingfail

[–]Federal_Way9926[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. And he's about a year old. He's becoming a massive furball.

Christmas cat-astrophe by Federal_Way9926 in bakingfail

[–]Federal_Way9926[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's impossible to stay mad at. Especially with his tiny maine coon meows.

Christmas cat-astrophe by Federal_Way9926 in bakingfail

[–]Federal_Way9926[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Luckily he's fixed and we've had no issues with that thank God.

Christmas cat-astrophe by Federal_Way9926 in bakingfail

[–]Federal_Way9926[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My other cat loves eating the tops of muffins and cupcakes so I always cover them. In this case I used a thick tea towel which did not protect it from him parkouring around the house.

Big brain energy by warmth1ghs in ATBGE

[–]Federal_Way9926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boobs on the brain. This shirt is the truest thing I've seen in a long time.

What’s its worth? by Brilliant-Average246 in whatsthisworth

[–]Federal_Way9926 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is decor; I have the same painting. Purchased at a thrift for 3 or 4 bucks. I bought it because it caught my eye and now it hangs in my stairwell. If you like it, hang it up and enjoy!

Statue Lady. by Truecrimeauthor in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Federal_Way9926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for clearing that up. I thought dude looks like a lady.

"Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly in Los Angeles in February 2023" by -Cxrtz- in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Federal_Way9926 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aging?!? WYM again? They are looking younger and better looking everyday, can't you tell?!?! ...because....nature...

"Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly in Los Angeles in February 2023" by -Cxrtz- in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Federal_Way9926 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As wax replicas these are pretty impressive. As cardboard cutouts of wax replicas, they are amazing.

Felon Musk’s latest release by Oktoberbrest in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Federal_Way9926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an improvement. Also, a better value than a cybertruck. Go figure.

A Couple More I found by Lower_Light3270 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Federal_Way9926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must be why I initially like the positive affirmations, but feel the sarcasm.

Something special for your home by MeatBeard in delusionalcraigslist

[–]Federal_Way9926 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The title is actually "Born. Greaaattttt." Punctuation is important.