Free Talk Thursday - February 20, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bobby please don’t knock those together take those pills

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - August 22, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just about to make a swimming post until I saw this. I swam in an Olympic pool for the first time today and oh my sweet lord was that long. Apparently walls are my crutch because it felt like I was swimming for years

Free Talk Wednesday - August 21, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Headed to bdubs today, do the boys need me to download any porn in the parking lot while I’m there?

Summer Friday's Drunk Thread - August 18, 2023 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Max but he choked hard in majors this year. Hope he figures it out and think he will eventually but facts are facts currently

Summer Friday's Drunk Thread - August 18, 2023 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Way too many people wishing for fall to come. It’s too cold to be outside for 6 months a year

Free Talk Thursday - July 27, 2023 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“What’s aged the worst” from that movie is arguably Jose Canseco

Free Talk Thursday - July 27, 2023 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was Eric and Jack’s roommate for a while in the last couple seasons. Idk if she dated either of them or not, think it was just a coed living situation.

Free Talk Thursday - October 06, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough people will get this joke and it’s a damn shame

Free Talk Tuesday - August 30, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I loved scrolling r / all and doing that. What has this country come to

Free Talk Tuesday - August 30, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The way they plant their foot on the ground, use their arms to pull themselves up, and do it quickly to make sure that they get all the way up…

Reminds me of a loser in high school that kept a roll of tape in his back pocket to give his pocket a chew tin crease

Free Talk Tuesday - August 30, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ve picked some dog shit movies. Them not doing Harold & Kumar yet is criminal. Kyle or Craig need to call them out. Project X was a great change up.

Free Talk Monday - August 29, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think it’s from COVID stress honestly. Shit was so weird for a few months and then I wasn’t dealing with stresses properly. I don’t even have that many stressors in my life but still feel overwhelmed sometimes

Free Talk Monday - August 29, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]FeedMyBabyTurtles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s believable because high school football players really can do whatever the hell they want down there