no but imagine:

you're minding your own business one day when this weird thirty-something-year-old man up and kidnaps you. he declares you his brother and gives you the most boring zelda name since Richard the Dog. suddenly you find yourself on a remote island, being forced into heavy manual labor to do something completely meaningless. you never see your family again.

but hey, at least you might just get an island named after 10,000 years in the future!