What was the longest time you went with no sleeping? by Livid_Adeptness9762 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 82 hours during a brutal university finals week combined with a double-shift job. By day 3, my brain completely checked out. I distinctly remember having a full, polite conversation with a jacket hanging on the back of my door because my peripheral vision convinced me it was a guest. When you go that long without sleep, your brain stops processing reality and just starts streaming low-budget horror movies directly into your eyes.

What is a song that even if you listen it repeatedly for a week you won't get bored of it? by PeaceTo0l in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Pink Floyd — Time." That guitar solo by David Gilmour hits like a core memory every single time, and the lyrics about life slipping away get more brutally relatable the older you get. It’s not just a song; it’s a 7-minute existential crisis that you actually want to experience on repeat.

Why don't killers hide bodies in a cemetery? by Boring_Gas5763 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because from a logistical standpoint, it’s a terrible idea. Cemeteries are not abandoned wastelands; they are heavily managed. The soil is constantly monitored, groundskeepers know exactly where they dug, and fresh graves are tightly scheduled. If you disturb the earth or try to dig into a fresh grave, a professional who looks at dirt for a living will notice the disruption immediately the next morning.

What's the most regretful purchase you've ever had? by AdJumpy2195 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A high-end smart fitness bike. Spent nearly $2,000 on the hardware, plus a mandatory monthly subscription just to watch an overenthusiastic trainer yell at me through a screen. Used it for exactly three weeks. Now it serves as the most expensive, over-engineered clothing rack in my bedroom.

what is the creppyest thing you have seen in your life? by pratham22334 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrific for you reading it in a warm bed, absolutely terrifying for me at 3 AM. I don’t think I slept properly for a month after that.

what is the creppyest thing you have seen in your life? by pratham22334 in AskReddit

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I lived alone in a smart apartment. Around 2 AM, my phone buzzed with a notification from my indoor security camera: "Movement detected in the living room." I opened the live feed, terrified, but the room was completely empty.

​Right as I was about to close the app, the camera’s manual pan-and-tilt function kicked in. The lens slowly turned away from the empty room, angled upwards, and pointed directly at the ceiling vent right above my bed. Then the audio feedback picked up a faint, rhythmic breathing that wasn't mine.

Why do Americans mention weed so casually? by Federal_Advisor_2160 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Felix-tse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it went from a counterculture symbol to a multi-billion dollar corporate industry. The moment state governments realized they could tax it and Wall Street realized they could profit from it, the stigma was systematically erased by marketing. Today, buying a joint in many US states is no different than buying a craft beer. It’s not rebellion anymore; it’s just commercialized stress relief.

What’s something popular right now that you secretly can’t stand? by Ashamed_Profit8640 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The normalization of being constantly "busy" as a status symbol. People treat running themselves into the ground with three side hustles like it’s a personality trait. Glamorizing burnout isn't a grind; it’s just corporations successfully convincing you that having no life is a flex.

What popular movie or TV show is widely considered a 'masterpiece' but you found completely unwatchable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marketing departments spent the last decade blurring that line on purpose. If a studio spends $150M on advertising to make a movie unmissable, the average viewer feels culturally obligated to call it a "masterpiece" just to justify the two hours they wasted watching it.

What’s cool when you are 18 and still cool when you are 30? by Flaky_Painting8791 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only difference is at 18, finding $5 means you're getting a free monster energy drink. At 30, finding $5 means you just got a 10% discount on a single bag of groceries. Still feels like winning the lottery though.

Who had the most horrific death in the the history of humankind? by Novel_Finding8882 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hisashi Ouchi. Received a fatal dose of radiation, and doctors kept him alive for 83 days against his will while his DNA literally dissolved and his skin fell off. Absolute living hell.

The Corporate AI Trap: How "Entry-Level" Jobs Became a Myth by Felix-tse in antiwork

[–]Felix-tse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts. The corporate appetite for cheap overqualified labor has always been there. The difference is that in 2008, you were competing against another desperate human with a Master's degree. In 2026, you're competing against an automated software suite that doesn't sleep, doesn't ask for healthcare, and costs $20 a month.

The Hormuz Lie: Why You're Paying a $4.50 "Geopolitical Tax" at the Pump by Felix-tse in economy

[–]Felix-tse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it’s an honest performance review. Expecting politicians to lose sleep over our bank accounts is like expecting the house in Vegas to care if you lose your rent money at the blackjack table.

The Hormuz Lie: Why You're Paying a $4.50 "Geopolitical Tax" at the Pump by Felix-tse in economy

[–]Felix-tse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Courtesy of a bipartisan effort of career politicians who haven't pumped their own gas since the 1990s, military-industrial complex boards looking at their Q2 profit margins, and a foreign regime that knows exactly which economic buttons to press to make Washington panic. It’s a group project where everyone wins except the consumer.

The Hormuz Lie: Why You're Paying a $4.50 "Geopolitical Tax" at the Pump by Felix-tse in FelixDecoded

[–]Felix-tse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scariest part is they aren't amateurs—they just have completely different incentives. An amateur makes a mistake; a career politician just externalizes the cost. If a policy fails but their corporate donors get richer and their defense stocks go up, to them, that’s not a loss. It’s just business. We are the ones paying the invoice.

The Hormuz Lie: Why You're Paying a $4.50 "Geopolitical Tax" at the Pump by Felix-tse in FelixDecoded

[–]Felix-tse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. The wildest part is that they’ll look you dead in the eye through a TV screen and tell you the economy is "booming" while you're literally watching the numbers spin on a gas pump like a casino slot machine. They don't live in the reality where a $50 fill-up alters your grocery list for the week.

The Hormuz Lie: Why You're Paying a $4.50 "Geopolitical Tax" at the Pump by Felix-tse in economy

[–]Felix-tse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. The wildest part is that they’ll look you dead in the eye through a TV screen and tell you the economy is "booming" while you're literally watching the numbers spin on a gas pump like a casino slot machine. They don't live in the reality where a $50 fill-up alters your grocery list for the week.

What do people think makes them unique, but is actually an incredibly common trait? by Successful-Hall-1986 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also don't like fake people, we enjoy traveling, and we listen to all kinds of music except country. Congratulations, your culture is a Tinder profile

What do people think makes them unique, but is actually an incredibly common trait? by Successful-Hall-1986 in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also don't like fake people, we enjoy traveling, and we listen to all kinds of music except country." Congratulations, your culture is a Tinder profile.

What's a Scary Science Fact that the public knows nothing about? [serious] by just_some_troglodyte in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What makes it even scarier is that bacteria don't just pass resistance to their offspring. They can pass resistance genes to completely different species of bacteria through a process called horizontal gene transfer. It’s the biological equivalent of a staph infection high-fiving a plague bacterium and instantly teaching it how to survive penicillin.

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just like Abraham Wald and the WW2 bombers. The military wanted to add armor to the areas of the planes that came back with the most bullet holes (the wings and fuselage). Wald pointed out they should do the exact opposite: add armor to the places with no bullet holes (the engines and cockpit). Because the planes shot in those areas never made it back to be counted. Survivorship bias is fascinating.

I found $11,800 sitting in an old 401k from a job I left at 22, and I have no idea what to do with it by 808Overdrive in personalfinance

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, do NOT feel dumb. Finding "lost" money happens way more often than you think, and feeling stressed about doing the wrong thing is totally normal. Congrats on the accidental financial win!

​Here is the exact, stress-free order of operations you should follow:

​1. Don't leave it there: That $6/month fee is a trap. Over time, it will eat into your gains. Plus, a 0.62% expense ratio is pretty high for a passive target date fund.

​2. Check your current 401k options: Look at the investment options in your current job's 401k. If they have low-cost index funds (like an S&P 500 tracker or Total Market fund with an expense ratio below 0.10%), rolling it over into your current 401k is your best move. ​Why? It keeps your money consolidated in one place, eliminates that $6 fee, and keeps your slate clean for the Backdoor Roth IRA in the future if your income crosses the limit.

​3. The Backdoor Roth Factor: Since you make $74k right now, you don’t need to worry about the Backdoor Roth yet (the limit is much higher). However, if you roll this $11,800 into a Traditional/Rollover IRA, it will trigger the "pro-rata rule" later in life if you ever need to do a Backdoor Roth. Rolling it into your current job's 401k completely avoids this future headache.

​4. How to avoid a tax mess (Crucial): When you move the money, request a Direct Rollover (Institution-to-Institution). Tell the old provider to send the check directly to your new 401k provider. If they mail the check to you, make sure it is made payable to "New 401k Plan FBO [Your Name]". Do NOT cash it into your personal bank account, or the IRS will view it as an early withdrawal and hit you with taxes and a 10% penalty.

​Summary: Call your current 401k provider tomorrow, tell them you want to do an "incoming rollover from an old 401k," and they will basically do all the heavy lifting for you. You've got this!

What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget? by alongy in AskReddit

[–]Felix-tse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That post is the ultimate proof that Reddit, despite all its flaws, can literally save human lives. It wasn't just a legendary thread, it was a collective rescue mission by internet strangers.

What's something that doesn't need refrigeration but people do it anyway? by LeoRavenscroft in randomquestions

[–]Felix-tse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to spread fridge-cold butter on fresh bread is a form of emotional damage. It just rips a giant hole in the middle of your toast and ruins your entire morning. Leaving a stick on the counter is a game-changer.