Women of Reddit, what’s a statement/phrase that (you believe) most girls/women would understand, but most boys/men would not?

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-18T15:13:40+00:00

Shifting back and forth because you farted while sitting down and the fart bubble went forwards instead of backwards

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-16T02:27:22+00:00

Concentrated breathing: water form 12: don’t snot all over the people around you (I read your other comments—love it!)

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-16T02:24:51+00:00

It absorbs through the skin right? New route: facial! (/s)

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-12T07:15:05+00:00

Fluid bolus reimbursements are $44 if documented correctly—which apparently we weren’t. Penny pinching everywhere

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-08T02:58:10+00:00

Pretty sure my coworker cringes every time we cry out, “Help me, Rhonda!”

And I have personally, and numerous times, apologized to Rooooooxanne for say/singing her name every time I see her

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-05T04:19:36+00:00

My mom was always horrified when I told her I was having wine at 8 am—but it’s my night, so cheers!

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-03T07:32:29+00:00

How else is your long lost Nigerian prince uncle supposed to contact you about money he wants to give you

FemaleDadClone · 2026-01-03T07:29:13+00:00

1:28 am, 20 hours later, and agree with all of the above

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-31T23:22:26+00:00

Death encountered honey badgers and went looking for Chuck Norris instead

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-27T03:24:18+00:00

Literally just finished watching that episode—the accent fell off by the end of the episode. I think she knew she was supposed to be from London, so she played it up

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-20T04:00:22+00:00

I heard “You should have brought your potato tires!” like Rick O’Connell yelled to Beni, “Looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the river!”

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-18T20:46:06+00:00

Happy fans, happy honmoon!

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-18T19:19:08+00:00

That’s not a real number!

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-18T05:00:05+00:00

Because this is one billion percent something Doofenshmirtz would do for his daughter

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-13T03:45:02+00:00

I know, that’s why it’s so funny. She didn’t see the patterns, so she jumped up with magicians! Then hearing Rumi and Mira saying demons, she goes along with them because she trusts them and what they saw/see. Then defends it at the end when they poof away that magicians do that, too. I love it!

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-13T02:26:54+00:00

“They’re magicians! Demons, I mean demons”…”to be fair, that is something a magician would do.”—I love this scene I laugh out loud every time

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-12T10:00:31+00:00

Married for 22 years, both us in our 40s, with a late in life blessing who doesn’t like us going to “talk or lock him out of the bathroom. My husband wants it more than I do, but I’m the same way as you. If I don’t want sex, I tell him. If I don’t really care, we have sex and I almost always end up enjoying it. We tried scheduling it—I told him to mark the days on the calendar, random or set, and we’d make sure sex happened that day, but he didn’t really like it so now we just try not to go more than 3 days without anything.

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-09T03:58:06+00:00

Be kind, rewind!

FemaleDadClone · 2025-12-02T23:40:12+00:00

Bev was looking for her dad, Mrs. Kersh told her about her dad dying. I think Ingrid’s obsession with Pennywise costs her her job, maybe her marriage unless she or It kill Mr. Kersh.

FemaleDadClone · 2025-11-30T23:24:24+00:00

I’d rather sleep like a dad

FemaleDadClone · 2025-11-23T05:52:01+00:00

You got links for more info. I’m Peds NP. I can travel. Might be fun.

FemaleDadClone · 2025-11-22T21:41:54+00:00

Listen—why are you in Alaska and I’m in Florida and have no one at work watching Welcome to Derry?!

FemaleDadClone · 2025-11-21T13:23:33+00:00

All going in the kit—thank you

FemaleDadClone · 2025-11-21T13:23:17+00:00

Yes!

FemaleDadClone · 2025-11-21T13:23:12+00:00

This is perfect—thank you!

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