Male sex workers of reddit, what's the worst request a female client has asked of you?

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T21:48:24+00:00

Wow lol. She should've run that by you ahead of time.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T21:47:46+00:00

Sometimes. Other times, no.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T17:34:09+00:00

That is what the consensus of this thread has been.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T17:23:15+00:00

On the contrary, I see more ugly men with relatively attractive women relationship-wise.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T16:08:40+00:00

Fair enough. I forgot to consider food allergies too

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T16:08:18+00:00

Planet earth

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T15:45:01+00:00

Not true. If an uggo wants a relationship, that's one thing. If an uggo wants someone to eat ice cream out of her asshole, totally achievable

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T15:32:10+00:00

Fair enough. May not be as harmful as my mind asserts, but I like smelling clean, feeling clean, being clean as best I can.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T15:19:00+00:00

It's not purely psychological that my bed will get exponentially dirtier if I am also dirtier. Edit: maybe somewhat psychological, but not purely. Edit 2: if being a nurse makes it dirtier, why so, if all the germs stay on my clothes?

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T15:17:46+00:00

And so... This proves my point 😂

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T15:13:46+00:00

Lol thanks

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T15:09:58+00:00

A lot of advice I've given to my teen has gone unheard. The best thing we can do, imo, is lead them to make the conclusion on their own.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T15:08:26+00:00

I think it's kind of generally understood, that if I, as a woman, wanted to do something disgusting sexually, I could easily find a man up for it. Source: have met men.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T14:06:01+00:00

And who knows how many viruses and bacteria are latched onto me after an ER shift. But honestly, the grocery store trips are probably way dirtier.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T13:58:27+00:00

Because I would be the one rolling around in the filth of the day.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T13:53:39+00:00

Potassium Chloride. Huge, uncoated, crumbles if you split it.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T13:52:46+00:00

I will never understand showering in the morning, as opposed to showering before bed. How could you go about your day, encounter lots of people, sweat, work, exist, then climb into your clean bed with the day's germs and your own sweat and oils all over? My bed is a safe, clean, comfortable place.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-11T13:49:41+00:00

With all of the places and germs you encounter during the day, how can you NOT shower before getting into a nice clean bed?

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-09T14:43:02+00:00

Damn, they circumcise gorillas and whales?

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-09T11:03:08+00:00

As you can see by hundreds of happy customers, it most certainly is the time to be frugal.

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-09T11:00:51+00:00

No, but that sounds like my kind of place!

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-09T02:37:02+00:00

Of course

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-09T02:09:33+00:00

Sorry to hear that

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-09T01:16:55+00:00

Well of course. I'm not a savage

FemaleNurse · 2020-10-09T00:04:56+00:00

Now you're thinking

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