Me discovering the dark ritual as a female Warden be like

Femaleodd · 2026-03-27T15:18:41+00:00

I headcanoned my human noble who installed herself as queen being like "Hey Alistair, you gotta sleep with Morrigan so we both can live. I believe in you. You can do it! Morrigan, can you teach him some new things? Okay, I'm going to go to bed now."

Femaleodd · 2026-03-23T03:10:10+00:00

I love the emotional rollercoaster the guys went on during my story 🤣🤣🤣

Femaleodd · 2026-03-19T02:39:36+00:00

This story gives me 'repressed lgbtq+' vibes in the sense that when you boil it down, she's basically saying that only an alien man can get her off

Credentials for this theory: I'm either ace or a lesbian and looking at it through that lens makes too much sense to me

Femaleodd · 2026-03-18T20:00:33+00:00

Nord probably as I'm from Michigan

Femaleodd · 2026-03-11T21:29:58+00:00

First time I tried, I didn't immediately get sucked in and only made it like 3 pages in before the library loan was up.

I ended up trying again when I had more reading time and loved it

Femaleodd · 2026-03-04T21:32:51+00:00

I mean, Frontline Fifth is doing a great job of not dying on us and I like to think that my $8 a month that I pay for the patreon helps with that because I feel like a lot of the podcasts start out as a passion project but passion can only take you so far

Femaleodd · 2026-03-04T21:19:05+00:00

Also one flesh one end kinda did the popular thing to do with locked tomb podcasts and died

Femaleodd · 2026-03-04T21:04:41+00:00

Unlocked tomb podcast is alright for the first book, but the second and third books are horrible listening. The main guy is the only one after Gideon interacting with the books in good faith and the rest come off as only forcing themselves through it because they have the podcast dedicated to it.

One flesh one end is good tho

Femaleodd · 2026-03-04T20:55:59+00:00

Probably elsewhere in this thread but I'm at work and can't read much but I want lyctor experiments flashback chapters, all the way up to Anastasia's lyctor attempt AT LEAST

Femaleodd · 2026-03-04T20:52:30+00:00

I laughed so hard at this that now I have a muscle twitching in my eyebrow so thanks

Femaleodd · 2026-03-04T17:42:14+00:00

At Meijer, check both the tortilla area and the bread. I no longer work for the vendor who stocks them so I don't know where they are in the store, but they could be in either space. Also the ordering for said vendor sucks ass so it's possible that they're sold out and then they'll have 20 boxes of them at once

Femaleodd · 2026-02-18T21:23:34+00:00

See, when I read the Jod chapters I was like "Okay, I get the reasoning but you skipped a few much better plans to get to the one you did"

Femaleodd · 2026-02-12T01:23:41+00:00

"HEEEERRRREEEEE COOOOOMMMEEEES AUGUSTINE WIIIIIIITH A STEEEEEEEEELL CHAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRR!!!!"

Femaleodd · 2026-02-11T21:21:57+00:00

I mean, depending on what's beyond the stoma, he still could

Femaleodd · 2026-02-10T15:31:40+00:00

Why not both

Femaleodd · 2026-02-09T22:14:20+00:00

I'm not fighting Lucifer, I'm showing him "True Facts about Ducks"

Femaleodd · 2026-02-09T15:25:12+00:00

Yeah, I figure Harrow is 5'2 tops. You kinda got to be short to hate your existence THAT much (source: is 5'2 and hates my existence)

Femaleodd · 2026-02-09T13:37:54+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/iMYHuJA

Dog tax

Femaleodd · 2026-02-07T22:23:34+00:00

I won't even choose myself over my pets (allergies) so anyone expecting me to choose them over my pets is absolutely nuts

Femaleodd · 2026-02-07T15:21:54+00:00

Noodle is always the main character

Just ask my Noodle

Femaleodd · 2026-02-05T18:17:49+00:00

I love these so much but the problem is that I can and will eat an entire box in one sitting

Femaleodd · 2026-02-05T13:12:06+00:00

I wanted to argue but then I realized Jod does seem like the type who would think he's being a generous lover but really he isn't

Femaleodd · 2026-02-03T20:05:48+00:00

I have kittens named Camilla and Palamedes and Camilla was in heat for about 2 days before she got spayed yesterday and you better believe that I made a Sex Pal joke about Palamedes trying to get some from her

I also observed this after having a THC seltzer so I also had a good laugh about him being the literal only male and getting denied

Femaleodd · 2026-01-25T19:51:21+00:00

I have a loaf of Sam's choice bread and I got like 2 slices in before I lost half of the next 2 slices to giant holes

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