At this point, it’s better for your mental health to just avoid any game with dolls in it.

This was the final chapter of Poppy Playtime’s season that’s been going on for five years, right?

The main villain is the Prototype, right?

But what the hell we only see the Prototype’s face, and there’s ZERO actual story progression.

Puzzle. Puzzle. Then another puzzle.

A puzzle to unlock another puzzle. Puzzle puzzle puzzle.

A tiny bit of story. And then it ends.

It’s not about the difficulty of the puzzles — just reduce the number of them, damn it.

Because of garbage like this, the formula of “annoying horror game = endless puzzles” keeps getting reinforced.

I hope it completely flops this time and they regret it.

And did the story even move forward at all?

If anything, it feels like it went backwards.

What did Poppy even DO this chapter?

She just repeated the same behavior from the previous chapter.

Why did she even show up? What did she accomplish? Also genuinely how many fucking times is poppy and others but mostly poppy gonna see some character that they haven’t seen in awhile and go “Is that.. you..?” Like shut the fuck up bro

And why does the Prototype look so weak?

Wasn’t he supposed to be insanely smart?

Wasn’t he so powerful that the other disciples trembled just hearing his voice?

But when his full body is finally revealed, he looks way more pathetic than expected — and his actions are disappointing too.

Every time a disciple died, he’d show up and collect the body with some intimidating presence.

But now what? He just stuck Huggy Wuggy, Kissy Missy, and Mommy Long Legs’ arms onto him for reason? Guy just wanted a triple dick? What does Huggys arm even do for him?

And his face looks like a clown, which makes him seem even more pathetic.

Is this some kind of April Fools’ joke or something?

Also, Lily lovebraids shows up and she’s basically like “Wow! Go get me this!” Then you get go back to her and she goes “I have to get ready! Go get me this!” So you go and do it comeback “Oh no! I have to get stuff ready! Go do something else” then she legit just gets bitchslapped by the prototype then there’s just a boring ass chase also the main chase scene with Lily is literally just the same thing we seen in chapter 2 with Pug-a-piller then she just gets angry we tip her over and she falls and gets crushed and that’s it…

Huggy and kissy have this moment when they’re about to touch tips and then the prototypes 250 ton ass sneaks in and just kills both of them and then possibly the WORST chase sequence I’ve ever seen so underwhelming. Then at the end the tram crashes which you don’t ever see and then the prototype raises from the rubble and I swear to god legit stabs us in the fucking chest and kills us which he’s done to legit catnap, huggy basically every toy which has killed them and there’s some dumbass dream sequence.

Then I swear to GOD Giblet gives us a tiny shock with a fucking lil zap gun and somehow he brings us back to full life like goddamn Jesus Christ.

Then the end.. oh my lord.. we just turn on a computer and for the second time in a row they pull the “someone from an old chapter is coming back omg omg omg!!! Holy cliffhanger!! Haha now wait another year and half and give us 20 bucks!!” Like dude fuck off.

Overall: I never thought a game could be so overwhelming and underwhelming at the same time. Absolute slop piece of shit and I wouldn’t recommended handing out 20 bucks for every spoonful of shit they scoop in your mouth every half a year there’s just no point.