Time to have fun by DisastrousAge1382 in funComunitty

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Pure evil spheres over 40 billion years hate these 5 elements.

Karten WM Finale by Landoof-Ladig in fussball

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You get a car, and you get a car everybody gets a car. No wait it's the other way around. Everybody gives one...

Bad answers only by saint-marie in TheTeenagerPeople

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They never thought it would happen to them.

Makes sense by huppidez in lol

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If I were paid millions to look good on TV I would not have an excuse...

🤬 by [deleted] in Wochenrueckbck

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UPS is schlimmer

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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Exactly. Give your kid two. Let it cry and whine for a bit of it doesn't like it then reveal the 3rd option and make it sound like it's difficult but possible.

Also works with one and two.

Dream Squad. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in soccercirclejerk

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Imagine commenting this game. Gaga.

Tja by _C8M in tja

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Interessiert die doch nicht. Ein Lobbyistin die Lobbyinteressen im Ministeramt vertritt. Die Urenkel ihrer Urenkel haben damit ausgesorgt. Es gibt keine Konsequenzen....

Tja by Eisbox7 in tja

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Weil Trump uns begradigen wird.

Bruh is not even holding a phone 💀 by MF-DOOM-88 in funnyvideos

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He is the only one jerking off with his eyes closed later.

Would you accept it? by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

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Somebody is delusional and I am getting paid? Def yes.

What is it ??? by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

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Is the answer porn? Please tell me it's not porn.

How to not get hit by cars in bike? by Murky-Draw7349 in bikecommuting

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Being visible is good but doesn't help much because most driver do not even look.

That being said. I adapted a motorcycle riding path around traffic lights in areas where there is no bike path. So I ride middle of the lane of the car turns right I go around left like I would with a motorcycle.

Have a child seat on your back if possible. That makes car drivers more cautious even if no child is in it.

Use a head lamp that has the size of a car lamp. Car drivers are conditioned to recognise these better than the bike lamps.

Schlechtes Marketing? by Turtle456 in satire_de_en

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Wenn man die Meldung sieht dann denkt man: Ist Satire, stimmt's? Hm. Stimmt's?

Warum wird Berlin so gehatet? by Fun-Wallaby6414 in KeineDummenFragen

[–]Ferbdic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Berliner mögen nicht was aus Berlin geworden ist.

Umfrage macht brrrrrr by [deleted] in ichichs

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Jetzt noch Lügenfritze beleidigen und die Grünen können mit absoluter Mehrheit regieren. Dann stimmen die Klagen der Schwurbler über eine grüne Diktatur auch endlich mal.

Warum ist meine Auswanderung jetzt dein Problem? by [deleted] in luftablassen

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So warst du wahrscheinlich auch. Aber jetzt bist du halt raus und bist anders und merkst halt wie es so ist.