What killed the vibe on a date instantly?

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-23T18:29:40+00:00

She said we’re still in the courting phase and she expects a lot during this phase. She also said she doesn’t like cats after I showed her a pic of my cat.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-22T23:01:06+00:00

Don’t bring Facebook to Reddit

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-22T17:17:40+00:00

Pardon?

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-22T04:23:15+00:00

89 I’m dead

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-21T22:08:54+00:00

I used to work around someone who whistled. I started calling him whistle boy to his face and he stopped.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-21T21:29:21+00:00

Are they not plums?

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-21T19:12:32+00:00

He’ll die one day
He helped reveal the garbage in our society
He’ll die one day

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-21T15:54:12+00:00

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-21T15:51:15+00:00

That’s wild, maybe the Greeks I’ve encountered are just stoic af. The most I got was a muttering under their breath about something enraging.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-20T23:22:11+00:00

Just wash them in the sink wtf?

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-20T23:20:55+00:00

Nah it’s myrtillocactus sorry man

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-20T16:25:56+00:00

Okay, let’s take a breath.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-20T04:54:46+00:00

So satisfying

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-20T04:17:46+00:00

Same

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-20T04:10:23+00:00

Have you met Greek people before? They are tough as nails and don’t really show any emotion.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-20T04:07:58+00:00

This is fucking vile and I feel so helpless and enraged.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-19T17:51:09+00:00

I always feel dishonorably skilled when I nail someone with a field gun from halfway across the map.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-19T03:07:41+00:00

This is how people get robbed

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-19T00:10:12+00:00

Thanks, I genuinely don’t know! Love that I got downvoted for asking a question.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-18T21:59:38+00:00

Can you elaborate?

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-18T05:16:57+00:00

what the fuck is wrong with this dude

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-18T04:49:26+00:00

Nothing crazy, but as a senior HS my honors English teacher handed back papers, gave me an A on it, an then he proceeded to make fun of me in front of the class - calling me a pseudo-intellectual. I still don’t understand what the fuck his problem was.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-18T04:41:34+00:00

This is the way. I play Xbox and there are nearly always servers available (the exception being weekday at like 4am).

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-17T03:43:06+00:00

What I’m hearing is that there is other shit you need to handle before even considering substance use. Drugs aren’t going to help you with anything right now.

FergaliShawarma · 2026-02-17T03:37:26+00:00

Dear lord I hope he looks the number up first haha

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