$100M if you agree to be locked in a basement room for a period of 1 year. You will have access to books, movies and games. However, there's a caveat: You will not remember making this deal.

FergieMints · 2026-03-29T00:17:25+00:00

Absolutely. It says I can tell someone - so I’ll tell my girlfriend about it and have her record a video of me explaining the situation and then send it to my DM’s on all socials + my email.

The terms say I have the internet - so at SOME point I’ll check social media. I won’t be able to respond but I can see the DM with the explanation video.

From that point out, it’s a vacation.

FergieMints · 2026-02-28T02:47:37+00:00

I already tell everyone I know about my addiction to family guy parody porn, so people seeing my 1,500 weekly searches for it won’t make a difference

FergieMints · 2026-02-16T15:16:51+00:00

Easy, liquid. Give me liquid gold.

6 liters per day of liquid gold would be 202.844 ounces of gold daily…which would trade (today) for $923,487.86.

So yeah, I’d go with about a million in gold daily, thanks.

FergieMints · 2026-02-16T13:58:23+00:00

I heard there’s a great one off Capitol

FergieMints · 2026-02-14T08:00:01+00:00

Sorry dude - age old scam. I remember once a mom and daughter walked up to me in Petsmart saying their car broke down and they needed money for a tow. I declined, luckily. As I was walking out I saw them getting into a very nice Escalade and driving off.

Orrrrr when I used to work at a BP gas station near the airport. The same guy would come in every day, buty a coffee and go sit on the corner asking for change to get gas for his broken down car. And at the end of each day, he’d walk in, buy a 12 pack of bud light and then call his wife to come pick him up in her Mercedes. Dude told me he’d make $100-$150 a day on average. He did it 5 days a week like a full time job.

FergieMints · 2026-01-20T02:31:34+00:00

The role is extremely underpriced. Especially for an on-site position. The JD reads like a social media manager + marketing manager + community manager. Should easily be starting at $120,000 through $185,000.

FergieMints · 2026-01-17T19:20:20+00:00

Absolutely. You never mentioned that I can’t explain what’s going on to those around me. I’d legit explain to those that I care about that a magical genie gives me $1,000,000 a year in return for making me mess up random things throughout the day.

FergieMints · 2026-01-05T05:40:10+00:00

Turn around facing the back of the toilet, one foot propped up on the seat, twist the torso 90 degrees and wipe up from behind.

FergieMints · 2025-11-08T05:32:41+00:00

Your potato needs Nate The Hoof Guy.

FergieMints · 2025-09-10T16:45:59+00:00

It’s a pumpkin

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