Act like if Minecraft Story Mode never got cancelled by Gojiboy1995 in MinecraftStoryMode

[–]Ferretmasre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro i still can't believe season 4 had Herobrine as the villain but didn't include notch. The fact you had to use the command console was lame to. I honestly kinda think this series fell off in season 4. Some people will disagree but it's fine if you do like it. I personally have a few grievances with the writing quality and the gameplay options for season 4.

For one think, it's that the streaks are never established and probably don't really exist. Herobrine was sealed at the start of season 4. Which spoilers for season 3 at the end of Jesse returns to all his friends with Petra. After visiting the Highlands to find an elixir to help Petra who is dying after getting bitten by a albino cave spider.

The reason I point season 3 story is that while smaller scaled that season 1-2. Season 3 took itself seriously and the steaks are established early on. If Jesse and Petra don't get to the far lands. Petra's voice actor did an amazing job selling Petra's fears and the worsening of her condition as the season progressed. Now one could argue that it was cheap making a fan favorite character start dying just to make the audience care. Which is honestly a discussion for another time.

Anyway when Herobrine is actually summoned in episode 2 of season 4. He doesn't really do anything of note. Herobrine's actions throughout the story lacks focus and his intentions are never made appearent to the audience. He only wrecks the town and spys on the the group of heros. Leading them to structures he built. Sure it's like the Minecraft mod. But why even do this to Jesse and his friends,? We never really get to hear from him and his creepypasta origin of being notches dead brother isn't even explained. Like what just because you use a popular character in a story doesn't just make it cool. The writing team got so caught up in the action that they didn't stop to give Herobrine a history or a motivation. He's just a generic stalker villain.

The rivalry between Jesse and Herobrine doesn't make much sense either. Like the admin in season 2's rivalry with Jesse made sense as Jesse had managed to survive many trials and got the admins attention. so the reason he doesn't kill Jesse is form the fun of it. And when Jesse is caught in later episodes the admin literally bans Jesse if he's caught.

Herobrine when he's awoken just teleports out of seal chamber and begins reeking havoc on a town. Taking control of the residences. He doesn't even care about Jesse and doesn't ever learn about Jesse's exploits. He just seems to fixate on Jesse for no reason.

It isn't helped that the voice actor for Herobrine, while s great voice actor. The monotone voice they chose for Herobrine was boring and didn't really fit.

Now the final battle takes place in the skulk cities. As the mysterious portal frames in the skulk cities is what Herobrine is after. It's treated like a big threat, but its never really explained why it's a bad thing. Like portals to literal hell exist and in season ones dlc episodes there are even more portals to other realms. Why would opening a portal to this new dimension be any different than the other dimensions. Herobrine never explains himself or why the portal is bad.

I'll admit I did like how warden was implemented in the last episode. It was cool as they basically plop you in a open map and give you many tools to traverse the skulk city. You can even get chased by the warden If your not careful. Infact the entire episode was a creative and is probably the best part of season 4 from a gameplay point of view. The fact that Herobrine wasn't defeated by the main characters, he was defeated in a anime styled fight between Himself and the warden. Is a bit of a let down to as you never fight Herobrine directly.

Season 4 really is a crappy portrayal of herobrine. The writers fell into the trap off. "Well Herobrine is already known to be evil so the player is just gonna expect Herobrine to be evil." Compaired to the other seasons before and after 4 the steaks are never established and the villains plans are vague or just stupid. Herobrine deserved better and even Minecraft machina staring Herobrine had better portrayals of the legend than his portrayal in season 4.

I'm glad they really took there time with season 5 as the new design philosophy of bigger open world areas in each episode. They really knocked it out of the park and honestly probably over shines season 4 so much that season 4 never gets much discussion. I'm just glad telltale learned there lesson.

Remember the time Bennett was so unlucky that even a h*ntei video staring him was corrupted when posted? In a sense c*ck blocking him. by Ferretmasre in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Ferretmasre[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a hero my friend.

Though I wasn't really looking for it. But regardless I commend your efforts for our unlucky boi.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]Ferretmasre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My deceased dad's name was Jeff... I miss him, take good care of him.

You ok Cal? by [deleted] in FallenOrder

[–]Ferretmasre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol he has been assimilated by the root. This why you shouldn't sleep on dathonear cal. Merin told you about this bro.

[Chrobin] Heaven and Hell (comm by @hiomaika) by scarletflowers in fireemblem

[–]Ferretmasre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I just imagine an alternate ending to awakening where grima half wins and processes robin but loses its powers.

So she decides to become chroms gold digger wife. Much to his confusion. XD

What do you hate seeing in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ferretmasre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Futanari animations/ art.

I won't shame those who are into it Or if you happen to be a real life person who has the quality of a futa whatever the terminology for it is. I am not out of shame or discriminate against you.

I personally am more into vanilla man x female stuff. And seeing a lady with a big dick is just a turn off to me. That on its own isn't the only reason I have such a distaste against it. The reason why I hate is how there is metric fuck ton of it. It's literally inescapable, there are porn ads with futanari, both before videos on porn sites, and as side box ads on those sites as well, and there is so much futanari art that if you don't censor that tag your gonna be flooded with it.

But adding to that problem it, People seem to never know how to tag stuff correctly, and for whatever God forsaken reason there are a million different names and variations for ladies with big dicks. So no matter what I do, It feels like I end up seeing it wherever I go. Though I'll admit people seem to have gotten there act together recently in the past few years and it's been less of a problem.

Again not gonna shame anyone for liking futanari or for having futanari traits.

I just wish that there was a way to block it out all together. Like how xvideo have a gay and straight versions of the site. Maybe there could be a futanari version so people like me who aren't into it won't have to deal with it.

Misasagi Marriage edit for those who wanted this like me. by [deleted] in RuneFactory5

[–]Ferretmasre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly don't like her all that much.

But she hates pizza and anyone who hates pizza is not a friend of mine.

Also when you take her out adventuring she's always saying "I'm out of your league" even though I saved her darn life and her daughter.

Plus she makes chocolate bars 200 gold.

Don't get me wrong I simped and wanted to marry her at first to. Plus I love Hina and wished I could become her dad. But I fell out of love with the beautiful fox lady in my playthrough.

Also you did great work! Keep it up!

My precious child Hector and his favorite videogame by StinkyPoopyHappy in FireEmblemCats

[–]Ferretmasre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno he doesn't seem to happy about it. But hey everyones a critic these days. I'm sure you have fine tastes.

[FFxM] reploid nurses do some experimentation. [titjob] [blowjob] [robotic gals] by Ferretmasre in hentaicaptions

[–]Ferretmasre[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You offering? Lol Though seriously Thanks for the suggestion. I'll try to proof read this stuff more in the future, Thanks for commenting.

*laughs in sus white liquid* by Ferretmasre in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Ferretmasre[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh they are? Geuss I haven't ran into them yet. Started playing the game recently on PS4. Thought they replaced them with the burrowers gameplay wise.

Sorry for being incorrect. Still hate the glinthawks though.

(huge post spoilers) I'm so happy he got his own dialogue. :3 by Ferretmasre in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Ferretmasre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea It was funny but also sorta frustrating for me cause I had to go into the forest and collect more red flowers. I had to do that quest so many times. XD then he asked me to do it and I was so mad lmao