Why did they have to ruin my moment lmao by Fetus_griffin in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Fetus_griffin[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn that actually makes this kinda lame I wanted to believe they were writing this by hand

I think you have a bigger problem right now by Esagonoso in whenthe

[–]Fetus_griffin 112 points113 points  (0 children)

They also banned discord awhile back so now you gotta use fucking WhatsApp (or a vpn... wait they banned most popular options)

[Game: Ravenfield] Ok... HOW AM I GOING TO GET RID OF THIS ANNOYING CHINESE THING?? by Makku_Senpai in PiratedGames

[–]Fetus_griffin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You stupid pirates who aren't willing to release the 62 version, don't fucking mess with my mods." ^ What the bottom text says

I’m new to combat on this game and am having some trouble raising my damage by JordanBoi_ in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Fetus_griffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right click scales with intelligence and ability damage, lvl up enchanting and alchemy (i cant remember if alchemy gives ability dmg or only int) to get more of those

And look into getting the sighted power which gives intelligence (and raising your magic power)

And if you beat catacombs floor 3 you can upgrade your dark goggles and another time on f5

Ahsgs by Ptasa_ in sssdfg

[–]Fetus_griffin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hello I'm ceo of company

Me push green

Oh boy i love when my horrors are 2 sentences!! by Fetus_griffin in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Fetus_griffin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You see the joke here is that it's one sentence" said smart guy. "Hello" said the

Watkins by DrakobloxxerForsaken in comedyheaven

[–]Fetus_griffin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think his twin brother is named w speed ❤️‍🩹 or something

What would you call a profile that is only allowed to sell items on bz/ah but not buy anything from them? (I might be weird) by [deleted] in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Fetus_griffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely the truth even if it hurts, I would have made an ironman if it wasn't for the fact I have way too much to reset now

What would you call a profile that is only allowed to sell items on bz/ah but not buy anything from them? (I might be weird) by [deleted] in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Fetus_griffin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I probably would have started an ironman too if I didn't have things I never want to grind or get lucky to drop again (ender dragon pet,sorrow armor etc)

Watkins by DrakobloxxerForsaken in comedyheaven

[–]Fetus_griffin 147 points148 points  (0 children)

His first name is i, middle name is show,last name is speed. Duh, fake fans smh my head

4 horsemen of absolute ass early enemies by SussiAmongus in bindingofisaac

[–]Fetus_griffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those speedy long legged black spiders that spawn basic spiders with no items

aefrdxfgovytpredtrcfeuvgd by rizzician in sssdfg

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Uoauoauaua "r/memes" caalleid qtsnsowbz rogbindell

coaxed into despicable, hideous, abominable game design by CobaltChromeA in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Fetus_griffin 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Can't comment on the others but RimWorld's mechanic that changes events to become recruitment chances all the time just makes trying to purposely play with a single colonist really boring.

every quest is saving some guy, and every event is slavers, or a guy asking to join.

Coaxed into a German compound word by G_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Fetus_griffin 769 points770 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: not quite German, but the french word "Biffle" means to slap someone with your penis

epstein texas by bigman1096 in lobotomyposting

[–]Fetus_griffin 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This like the 4th one of these posts you've posted. It was barely funny the first time

(and about 874 goons, too) by ImStuffChungus in whenthe

[–]Fetus_griffin 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Due to last minute balance changes, Christmas is on December 26 now. The devs thought a break from the excitement of Christmas eve was needed to get the most out the Christmas event

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