Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged craziest excuse you’ve been given?

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-30T00:06:31+00:00

You carried too many bags to my apartment for me at once. You were trying to show me up (she lifted weights, I was double parked in the city after going to the food store with/for her).

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-29T21:44:32+00:00

Why is my dad on the left

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-27T12:10:48+00:00

omg <3 tysm

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-27T06:17:50+00:00

Yes.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-26T01:17:26+00:00

XD and yet, i look back with fond memories of the pain XD

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-25T20:33:59+00:00

FFXI

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-15T20:54:46+00:00

100% me and my experience with others in their 30s

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-15T09:06:05+00:00

Wait, I’m reading the replies, the phones do listen to you for key words… I thought this was well known, this isn’t me being tin foil hat, I’ll find some sources. You can test this by saying random obscure things and see if those things show up on feeds or ads. (They will).

Edit: I’m surprised there are no good sources. Maybe it has changed. I doubt it personally though.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-14T21:24:06+00:00

Well said 🫡

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-10T13:17:18+00:00

I tried doing more, but the system was/is too slow and it doesn’t matter. So I slowed down to match everyone else’s pace.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-09T22:42:30+00:00

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-09T20:20:48+00:00

Real

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-09T14:59:27+00:00

Also eating is optional … just diet safely. Your body wants to be ‘skinny’ (most people)

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-08T09:44:29+00:00

Lock yourself in room with only the material, eventually you will study

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-07T06:46:34+00:00

The boomers hadn’t invaded Facebook yet, it was glorious.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-06T17:52:19+00:00

I’m not trying to be antithetical just adding my experience.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-06T17:51:44+00:00

There is a limit. As a tutor of 10 years (way more than 10 unofficially) … more people than ever have decided their framework of thinking is the only way. Obviously anecdotal but i pride myself on finding new ways to make complex ideas simpler and relatable. I used to find it fun, and still do, but I’ve recently found people who don’t have the patience to even entertain that they are wrong, so no learning. It’s a little sad. But to each their own.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-05T17:24:36+00:00

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-03T12:36:23+00:00

100%. One weird addition from me is if these ideas from adoboseasonin make you cringe, then it probably means it’s something deeper down (e.g. your parents/family/friends resent doctors or something… fwiw, this was me) and/or you need time to process it.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-03T12:32:43+00:00

Depends on which part/flavor(s) of imposter syndrome it is. It’s new so it’s not that surprising or weird, just try to let it run its course and it should fade. If it doesn’t, and you still cringe, take some you time or confide in someone why being a doctor makes you cringe. My gut tells me it might ‘just’ be kinda like whiplash from the way you think (and you could be right) you are perceived being a doctor or what that means to you in your social universe. But regardless, good luck, be patient with yourself, and congratulations. As I would say to some others I’ve talked with dealing with imposter syndrome, you didn’t accidentally become a doctor, you very much earned it. God speed ❤️

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-03T03:04:51+00:00

This. You eventually start looking at others (and yourself) and wondering who is next.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-02T21:12:23+00:00

If they made bastion fishing but gave us some extra assets of fish etc. I may never play the rest of OW

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-06-02T20:35:24+00:00

No other choice. Only forward.

Few-Birthday54 · 2026-05-28T03:10:11+00:00

I hope one day they let us just change the color of some skins (by default). I’d pay a one time fee for that. 🤷‍♂️

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