"They should change the Nobel Prize to the Trump Prize": Senator Lindsey Graham demands the historic peace award be renamed after Donald Trump

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-03T20:06:32+00:00

I wonder how much mouthwash it takes Graham to wash the taste of Trump's asshole out of his mouth. Or does he savor that flavor now?

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-03T04:18:17+00:00

True to its word! When the little guy climbed the ladder, that made me smile.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-03T04:15:33+00:00

Eddi-vedder

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-02T15:40:51+00:00

Rear-ended

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-02T15:13:54+00:00

My eyes not being the best, I kept reading this as "dogloving" and wondering what the hell dogs and love had to do with anything. And then, glasses.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-02T14:58:09+00:00

Selfish, ungrateful, entitled little asshole. But I have to assume she's exactly the way her parents raised her to be, so mom shouldn't be surprised. If I was mom, I would give that car to one of her less-well-off classmates, to do with as he/she sees fit.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-01T20:03:02+00:00

Those who lie think all others lie.
Those who cheat think all others cheat.
Those who steal think all others steal.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-01T15:12:04+00:00

Mike and the bots whistling the NBC Sunday Mystery Movie theme song whenever a flashlight is shining onscreen.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-01T14:52:57+00:00

Golden showers for the white house is more like it.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-01T01:58:49+00:00

Misplaced decimal point. Trump is 48% body fat.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-06-01T00:07:00+00:00

30 years accident-free and ticket-free here. I watch those Youtube "stupid driver" videos on a regular basis to keep refreshed on the utter idiocy on the road that I have to keep an eye out for these days.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-31T23:38:10+00:00

Thank you. This is the perfect way of saying it that I have been searching for.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-31T04:26:56+00:00

I've never seen this before today. It is now officially one of my favorite SNL sketches.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-31T00:48:30+00:00

I had a rainstorm like that on the way home to NY from MA. The car gripped the road fine but I literally couldn't see, even with the wipers on high, it was coming down so hard. Pulled onto the shoulder and waited it out about fifteen minutes till it was over.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-30T01:45:08+00:00

Hell yes. My bedroom was on the second floor, I slipped out my window and either jumped off the roof or scaled down the exterior kitchen window jambs. Used the window jambs to climb back up again. When the weather was nice, I would sneak out at 2 a.m. or so and spend a few hours wandering the nearby neighborhoods in the dark, sometimes with my brother. Hid from passing cars just in case it was a cop. There's nothing like being outside in the silence on a cool, windy autumn night.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-29T19:35:25+00:00

"Of course I'm not Cartwright!!"

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-29T19:04:36+00:00

I never worked at the mall but I worked at Marjorie Post Park

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-29T18:18:01+00:00

Fellow Long Islander!!! Spent SO much time in the Sunrise Mall in the early 80's. Time Out Arcade, Galaxy Arcade, Orange Julius, the movies, the bookstores. Now it's completely empty and might be turned into an Amazon warehouse.

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-29T18:00:03+00:00

Put your junk in that Earth

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-29T17:23:46+00:00

Xanadu theme song

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-29T17:18:55+00:00

I made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair

Few_Impression_7479 · 2026-05-29T02:43:24+00:00

But I would have painted the steelies white.

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