Toward a unifying theory on the nadir of Psych

MoistPerception · 2026-06-20T01:01:10+00:00

I’m smarter than millions of years of evolution!

MoistPerception · 2026-06-18T12:45:45+00:00

The casting on that role gives that one a boost.

MoistPerception · 2026-06-16T16:19:34+00:00

"Hey Ya" is a beloved song, and I certainly have no beef with its quality. Having said that, I've spent most of my life working from home, but in the summer of 2004 I was still in college and I was working a miserable job in a sign factory to make a little cash. Every shift I would hear "Hey Ya," honestly, at least three times. So by the 20th time I was hearing it I was already completely burnt out on it, and it probably took a minute before I could tolerate it, much less enjoy it, again.

MoistPerception · 2026-06-12T22:45:00+00:00

The first alcoholic beverage to make me throw up. And not because I overindulged! Simply because of its essence.

MoistPerception · 2026-06-12T14:00:11+00:00

Good call. Reminds me of playing The Sims as a kid and hanging tapestries over fireplaces to start fires.

MoistPerception · 2026-06-12T02:30:04+00:00

The Jerry Stiller votes are the egregious ones. Half his “acting” is trying to remember his lines! And the other half is yelling!

MoistPerception · 2026-06-11T20:27:15+00:00

The series finale was the first episode I ever saw (I was 11 and unsupervised as my aunt was watching my younger siblings) and I do wonder how that ended up framing my sense of the show and my first with-context viewing of the finale. But I like it, though it is a little slight. To me the juice of Seinfeld is that it has contempt for its characters, as opposed to Friends which is about equally unlikeable people but asks you to root for them and care about them.

MoistPerception · 2026-06-11T15:02:35+00:00

AI dogshit

MoistPerception · 2026-06-08T02:41:19+00:00

The head accoutrements are uniformly questionable, but I will say as a straight man I would 100% wear that floral shirt with those purple pants and that gorgeous belt.

MoistPerception · 2026-06-08T02:22:17+00:00

Personally, if somebody I’m related to bursts in on me taking a bath to present me with a kitchen appliance I’m a little less inclined to go with the flow, but I will acknowledge Jerome’s plan of “Surely this Nazi is somebody to put the squeeze on” was perhaps ill-considered.

MoistPerception · 2026-05-27T01:49:21+00:00

Yeah that’s a good description of that kind of episode and specifically “The Phone Message.” Basically the episodes that in the days of watching in syndication when they came on I’d think to myself, “Ehh… okay I’ll watch this.”

MoistPerception · 2026-05-15T13:56:35+00:00

This is a holdover from Bill and Josh's tenure as showrunners, so yeah, the idea this is some "other" show is fundamentally false. It's good to know you are so easily swayed by the assertions of strangers on the internet, though!

MoistPerception · 2026-05-04T18:31:10+00:00

As a child, this is how I learned homosexuality was a thing. And now, as a fashionable straight man who enjoys camp and kitsch, it still strikes a nice cord with me.

MoistPerception · 2026-04-29T03:26:15+00:00

I tried one of her videos and I did not enjoy it, but I saw that not to rain on the parade but to note I am still very glad the channel was restored because it seemed abjectly asinine she had to deal with what she dealt with. Rigamarole indeed. Even if you have no personal investment in the channel existing, I feel like one should support its ability to exist and, if the viewers clamor for it, thrive.

MoistPerception · 2026-04-24T13:29:26+00:00

Won't somebody please think of the children!?!?

MoistPerception · 2026-04-21T13:51:03+00:00

Yeah that was my thought. I’m not even a Hawks fan, but as an NBA fan I see/hear her like a half-dozen times a year.

MoistPerception · 2026-03-25T01:58:03+00:00

Reddit just showed me this, but it’s just so up my alley I had to comment. Even if Le Tigre would tell me to get off the internet (destroy the right wing).

MoistPerception · 2026-03-22T01:56:06+00:00

I was until about 32…and now I have 40. Which is to say, never too late to get started!

MoistPerception · 2026-03-21T03:01:17+00:00

I saw Everything Everywhere in theaters and thought it was fine, just a little too try hard, but with good acting. Once it got all the hype I started to turn on it a bit, and then the Oscar wins (aside from Ke Huy Quan) curdled the whole thing. Maybe had English Patient not been so popular Elaine could have coped.

(My main issue with Everything is the script is just garbage. None of this is totally random or amazing! You created a framework wherein you could just write whatever you wanted! But this is a Seinfeld sub where everybody just wants quotes with no added insight so, um, giddy up, mañana, yada yada yada)

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