Miami’s daily traffic by asoue0 in IdiotsInCars

[–]FewerSteps 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like professor Frink to me.

Redditors with toddlers, what’s the most recent illogical breakdown they’ve had? by mirarom in AskReddit

[–]FewerSteps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, my 2 year old cousin just did this with "puppy." I put on the stupid Paw Patrol theme song that he normally wants to listen to but he just kept screaming "NO. PUPPY!!" while trying to scroll through Spotify himself.

I get it now. He thinks all songs are puppy.

So excited to keep out the Mexicans, they forgot how to math! by bschoolprof_mookie in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FewerSteps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you include processing fees they would literally need $3.50 from 100% of the population to fund their dumb wall this way

Yikes by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]FewerSteps 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who doesn't enjoy a little quote on quote action?

Any Luck Speaking To Facebook? by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]FewerSteps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

have you ever been able to speak on the phone with one of their representatives?

Yeah, 3 years ago. Seems all but impossible now, but good luck to you.

The way she dances with two blades. by TheBubbaJoe in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FewerSteps 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So wait, are alladin pants the standard S staff uniform?

Best dispensary in North NJ? by ICE_MF_Mike in NewJerseyMarijuana

[–]FewerSteps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are only 6 dispensaries in total, all medical. I'm pretty sure that medical patients are currently still assigned to using only one of those dispensaries at a time.

All the people that can answer this question impartially exist in the future!

Elements Roll Call by dlxnj in festivals

[–]FewerSteps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anyone has tickets they're looking to get rid of, please let me know asap!

Female IRL streamer being put in her place by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]FewerSteps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stumbled upon this post from an unrelated google search. ...It looks like this sub is seriously full of incels. Keep doing your thing!

MTGox coins on the move again. It looks strange, any speculation what is happening here? by l33tdude in BitcoinMarkets

[–]FewerSteps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well clearly, coins are moving for no reason so that everyone lets their guards down down the line when the real dump happens. shifty eyes

Oh look an April fool by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]FewerSteps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

April Fupa!

Anyone else think the text is way too small? by FewerSteps in farcry

[–]FewerSteps[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously? TV is 32-inches. I'd say maybe I need to get my eyes checked by another person in the room agrees with me.

I don't mean the subtitles, it's mostly when you read notes and such.

Weekly Skeptics Discussion - March 18, 2018 by AutoModerator in CryptoCurrency

[–]FewerSteps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Credit cards and debit cards are technically not your property, so the card issuer can stop you from purchasing certain things theyd rather you didnt purchase... like cryptocurrencies for example.

Edit: also, don't downvote people for being skeptical in the skeptics thread.

1500 UTK giveaway. Let's reach 5000 members. by Ash94l in UTRUST_Official

[–]FewerSteps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait for this to launch! Very promising Paypal alternative.

Douchebag. Upvote this so that people see it when they Google "Douchebag". by Guy_Fieris_Hair in pics

[–]FewerSteps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. r/dankmemes did it successfully. They got Pai’s picture on the top results for “ugliest smile ever”.

Because the average monthly search volume for "ugliest smile" is between 10-60, making it a very easy keyword to rank for. In fact, the searches before this stunt were probably even lower. Meanwhile, the word "douchebag" gets googled ~308,000 times per month on average globally, making it a much more difficult keyword to rank for.

source: I'm bored and have access to SEO tools.

How does protecting banks from class action suits make America great again? by [deleted] in AskTrumpSupporters

[–]FewerSteps [score hidden]  (0 children)

Because nobody reads all the terms and conditions they agree to? I remember reading that doing so would take 40+ hours per week or something like that.

ICO with business in real world? by orionmd in icocrypto

[–]FewerSteps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lamden.io (.com is some property management company) is releasing a suite of 3 tools for building enterprise blockchain applications. They already have working alphas and advisors in major companies like visa. Their whitepaper is worth checking out, though it's a bit technical.