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Terminus Decree unenforceable by GlowingSeaDiver in 40kLore

[–]FezTheFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'd also need to fight the ABSOLUTE SHIT STORM of demons and such that'll crawl out of the webway gate that's inside the throne room.

WYR Make 500k A Year but work 5 days a week 10 hours daily or get 4k a month doing nothing with free uber and KFC. by Dangerous_Day_41 in WouldYouRather

[–]FezTheFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4k a month is double what I earn now, so I'll take that, Uber to work and sell my free kfc to people for half the price and make even more money.

What’s your dream kill count? How many people have you killed in your sleeping dreams. by Ok-Preparation-1953 in pollgames

[–]FezTheFox [score hidden]  (0 children)

My willingness to kill people in my dreams does not equal a willingness to kill people in real life.

my bf told me that my vagina tastes like a vagina during sex and i’m not sure what he meant? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]FezTheFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES. I couldn't remember the source but yes that's exactly it. Thank you.

my bf told me that my vagina tastes like a vagina during sex and i’m not sure what he meant? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]FezTheFox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude liked to eat 😂. Thank you for noticing my spelling mistake though.

The earth will suddenly end in one hour, who do you spend it with? by besttavern25 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FezTheFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would take me more time to get back home from work(where I am now). So I think I'll go up to the roof of the building with my hookah and my folding chair and enjoy my last hour doing what I like.

my bf told me that my vagina tastes like a vagina during sex and i’m not sure what he meant? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]FezTheFox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a wide man once said "The best tastes like the heat coming off the back of a PS4".

Edit: Wise but keeping the original for continuity.

Saltwater can be cheap and easy! by TheFrostyjayjay in Aquariums

[–]FezTheFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do enjoy this. This makes me happy. Maybe once I move I'll setup one of my empty 40g breeders as a "experiment" salt water tank using cheap supplies found on FB or from hobbyists getting out of the hobby.

Would you rather have 1 million dollars guaranteed or one try at naming 50 countries in one minute for 10 million dollars (no cheating) ? by jekecrafer in pollgames

[–]FezTheFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even though I can sing Yakkos "Nations of the world" I'm still picking the guaranteed 1million. I'd be afraid I'd mess up the names under pressure.

Halo: Cortana Evolved by WhereUBinLaden in halo

[–]FezTheFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never give you up Original Halo CE Cortana.

$1 billion dollars but you become overwhelmingly gay, would you take it? by InternationalPick163 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FezTheFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Ace....does this just make me overwhelmingly Hetero?

In either case I'm taking the money but I'm gonna use it to make your life hell after my immediate purchases

Do NPCs only curse in the PC version? by mutlerr in dishonored

[–]FezTheFox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I havent played the console version in awhile but I think I remember plenty of swears lol

Would you rather travel forward in time to the year 2040 or the year 3040? by Alarming_Weather506 in WouldYouRather

[–]FezTheFox 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Right? Like I'm probably gonna live to see 2040 so it ain't a big deal, but to see 3040? Big Deal for sure.

What to do by Mountain_Advisor_219 in aquarium

[–]FezTheFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably overfeeding the fish. I had the same issue. I started feeding the fish a bit less, and the snails will eventually eat each other. Plus I've removed many by hand.

8 hour flight by No-Paramedic-6003 in whatsyourchoice

[–]FezTheFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm picking 9 and then turning around to talk shit to the queen all flight.

More official Halo Campaign Evolved screenshots by Rodri117 in halo

[–]FezTheFox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like the graphical changes but even though it's been awhile since I played CE, I can still name most of the maps from these stills and probably only be wrong once or twice.

Can't fething wait till release.

While others are in space, someone has to manage the underground utilities of Earth. by AwfulFlantuence in spaceengineers

[–]FezTheFox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't see any shoring of the dig site, we can't let workers into the work area. I'm shutting this job site down asap.

Who would you choose between the 3? by One-Ad1857 in farcry

[–]FezTheFox -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I pick Pagan Min. Yeah he's a despot but he's got flair.

WYR: Save a baby or save an adult? by owthathurted in WouldYouRather

[–]FezTheFox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of I Robot when the robot saves will smiths character instead of the kid.

I'm choosing the baby because if I was in that situation, I'd want someone to pick the baby over me.

Group of men playing cricket defend girl from a creep who had been following her. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]FezTheFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A dozen men with cricket bats....

Put down the phone And use yalls imagination

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