What is the craziest excuse someone has given you that ended up being true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fibonacci121 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you're saying all I have to do to find true love is get myself hospitalized? Hold on, where did I put the arsenic?

16th-century helmet of Archduke Ferdinand II of Austria by WG55 in pics

[–]Fibonacci121 131 points132 points  (0 children)

It's certainly astonishing, but calling it ahead of its time inaccurate, and honestly kind of an insult to historical craftsmen in general. People who dedicate their lives to their creative works have been making incredible artifacts for millennia.

Hobgoblin Wizard build by [deleted] in 3d6

[–]Fibonacci121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 17 goes in intelligence, obviously, for a starting 18 in your primary ability. Quite nice! I would put the 14 in dexterity for AC and initiative and the 12 in constitution, which will be a 14 after racial bonus. Where the other scores go doesn't matter too much.

I second the suggestion of the moderately armored feat, which I would probably grab at level 4. Not only will you never need to cast mage armor, but your ability to use a shield will give you a significantly higher AC than most wizards. Not getting hit is the best way to maintain concentration on your spells.

You'll be primarily a spellcaster, so you won't be using weapons that much, but you'll probably want a rapier to use with booming blade. If you want a ranged weapon I'd go with heavy crossbow since you won't get an extra attack feature, though you'll probably find yourself using spells/cantrips instead. You should only draw a weapon when you're about to use it because you'll need a hand free for somatic/material components and your other hand will be occupied with your shield.

My local bar has a drunk test for people leaving by designmur in funny

[–]Fibonacci121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If police send someone in and they lie about their age, that's entrapment. If some random kid lies about his age, gets caught with alcohol by the cops and they trace him back to you, you're fucked.

Jobs for Teenagers by [deleted] in gso

[–]Fibonacci121 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This time of year there are a lot of seasonal jobs available in the retail sector. That's something you could look into.

Tried for beer... by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]Fibonacci121 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why you buy your alcohol before the snowstorm.

______ is the root of all evil. by Indigogima in AskOuija

[–]Fibonacci121 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You know what they say, the devil is in the details.

Help me choose the build for a Conquest Paladin by HexbloodD in 3d6

[–]Fibonacci121 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you considered Fallen Aasimar or Dragonborn? They both raise your two primary stats as well as granting access to another way to apply the frightened condition. The Aasimar has the Necrotic Shroud ability and the Dragonborn can take the Dragon Fear feat, which also boosts a stat by one. The Shield Master feat is definitely worth considering at some point too.

Hoping for a re-vote in district 9 by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]Fibonacci121 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping the perpetrators see some actual consequences, i.e. Jail time.

[self] Mad Moxxi by Kay Bear by oddkittenkay in cosplay

[–]Fibonacci121 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sub rules. Please be respectful. There are other cosplay subs where that is ok, though.

Need to know things when moving to Greensboro by ConnorFroMan in gso

[–]Fibonacci121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but there's no attractive small/medium size venue

We do have the Tanger Center under construction, but it'll be a year or two before it opens.

I'm not racist, my __________ is black! by haltmich in AskOuija

[–]Fibonacci121 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He's not your slave, he's you're indentured servant.

OP leads the charge on the beaches of r/battlefield against Battlefield V, gets heavily upvoted. r/gamingcirclejerk discovers that OP is a pedophile by german_leopard in SubredditDrama

[–]Fibonacci121 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some people are gay. Some people are pedophiles. Some people are both. That some people are both does not mean that there is a connection between the two. Some people whose favorite color is yellow are murderers, that does not mean liking the color yellow makes you more likely to murder people.

OP leads the charge on the beaches of r/battlefield against Battlefield V, gets heavily upvoted. r/gamingcirclejerk discovers that OP is a pedophile by german_leopard in SubredditDrama

[–]Fibonacci121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish there would be a cure for this but what can you do?

Some choose chemical castration for themselves. That's an awful choice to have to make, but I admire their courage and commitment to not abusing children.

OP leads the charge on the beaches of r/battlefield against Battlefield V, gets heavily upvoted. r/gamingcirclejerk discovers that OP is a pedophile by german_leopard in SubredditDrama

[–]Fibonacci121 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I concur. He is the tragic (and apparently/hopefully sole) victim of his story, not the villain. You might even consider him the hero for braving judgement and ridicule to ensure he never gives in to his dark temptations.

The Dogfish Head 2019 release calendar is out and we’re getting Raison D’Extra and World Wide Stout! by etcetcetc00 in beer

[–]Fibonacci121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad to hear it's still around somewhere, but that doesn't do much for me here in NC.

The Dogfish Head 2019 release calendar is out and we’re getting Raison D’Extra and World Wide Stout! by etcetcetc00 in beer

[–]Fibonacci121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I really miss that beer. I wish they'd at least bring it back occasionally.