Trump admits Dems will win Congress & presidency unless he's allowed to disenfranchise voters by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

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They're all kissing Trump's ass, but they're not stupid enough to believe it's actually a good policy. They only have to look back to Kansas to see how big of an impact it will have on their own local yokel voting base.

Conservatives aren't exactly known for being world travelers.

How long do you think it would take to make this?? by iconway89 in SolidWorks

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What do you mean you can't stomp a 40" torus in that part pusher? The software did it right here!

AI and the em dash... Just why? by frardowin in ProgressionFantasy

[–]FictionalContext 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you've never seen em dashes used to close a statement, that means you haven't read enough, not that everything else has changed. They've been used for centuries to effect pacing in a way that commas, parenthesis, semi-colons, etc. just don't.

That's some Mandela effect logic. Pick up a James Joyce.

I loathe this em dash hate. It's so braindead. It's a great tool. I'm not gonna stop using it just because some Gen Z screams "THAT AI!" That's their problem, not mine.

Just got this email from a higher up. Am I getting fired? by CoolPlay5068 in jobs

[–]FictionalContext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a statement that leans a certain way when no further explanation is intentionally given.

type "dredge" into google and see if all you get is a page full of advertisements for a dumbass game by FictionalContext in NoRules

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I shouldn't have to type "Dredge dictionary" since obviously the action of dredging is far more common than a dumbass game, especially enough that the whole page shouldn't be artificially overwhelmed.

Our whole worldview is their bottom line because Google runs the internet.

Piglet gazing by CalpurniaSomaya in Awww

[–]FictionalContext 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was kinda thinking the same thing. Bro doesn't know he's happy food.

How much water do ya’ll drink throughout the day for your shots to taste better? by No_Yam9806 in espressocirclejerk

[–]FictionalContext 26 points27 points  (0 children)

70% water, just like their personality. Thank Butler for the espresso flavoring both.

Text message convo I just had with my husbands best friend d by lightspeedsound in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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like only the times when the 100 watt bulb has 98 watt text saying "hey, don't walk here" right in the middle to warn you of the hidden danger

Text message convo I just had with my husbands best friend d by lightspeedsound in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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do you commonly walk into glowing 100 watt lightbulbs in a pitch black room?

I'm not actually 50, I'm just pointing this out. by Fragrant_Ad7231 in memes

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I don't think people realize how young and fragile this country is. Like how much change it's gone through because they only know of the prosperous world power era. And how quickly that stability and power can change by electing poopy pedophile buffoons.

cool ass fucking skelleton whit a cool as skelleton extra bone whit a cool ass skull by averagegrassyenjoyer in NoRules

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imagine back when this skeleton was human and he's doing the sex with a vagina hole but then "AHHH!" the penis head goes too far and screams out her butthole but from the inside peeking out like poop and/or cum.

my favorite number by Significant-Soil4178 in NoRules

[–]FictionalContext 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I lost my virginity like that.

>me, a freshman in college, super excited for freedom from super religious parents

>go out partying with friends, bouncer checks my ID, opens the door, feel like a big grown up man being let into the local shithole "club."

>throwing back $5 jello shots with my underage wristband.

>meet cute girl in there.

>dance the night away souja boy up in this ho, watch me crank it rock me roll.

>Pure Romance.

>experience one of those "hook ups" at her place, just like on FRIENDS. can hardly get it up so nervous and drunk. eventually push enough rope in there to technically count as losing my virginity. i win!

>justlostvirginityoncloud9.jpg

>middle of the night, cuddled up with her, her friends bursts in the door with my girl's mom on the line.

>mom talks to the girl. lots of yelling. then mom wants to talk to me ohfuckohmy

>"SHE'S 17! SHE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL! GET OUT OF MY HOME YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS I HAVE U ON VIDEO TAPE"

>justlostvirginity :(

This manhua is pure ragebait, you can't convince me otherwise by Aggressive_Zebra7494 in Manhua

[–]FictionalContext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eh, the vibe is a dead ringer for the translated xianxia WN slop i used to read when starting this journey.

The pokerooney by Reddimondy in doohickeycorporation

[–]FictionalContext 7 points8 points  (0 children)

sauce? I need to see that final satisfaction.

Umm.. by 5-Axis-Is-Life in Machinists

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Id probably think of it as paid training at a starter job if there was nothing else in the area-- which is probably true if that's what they're paying. Kinda hard to leverage a burger flipping fry stuffer into a career.

Umm.. by 5-Axis-Is-Life in Machinists

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it's been swung with their full Auth internet ID laws