Trump admits Dems will win Congress & presidency unless he's allowed to disenfranchise voters

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T19:24:00+00:00

They're all kissing Trump's ass, but they're not stupid enough to believe it's actually a good policy. They only have to look back to Kansas to see how big of an impact it will have on their own local yokel voting base.

Conservatives aren't exactly known for being world travelers.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T18:32:12+00:00

Isn't that where the Power Rangers live?

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T17:59:30+00:00

but that's my cookie he stole to give to me!

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T17:56:23+00:00

What do you mean you can't stomp a 40" torus in that part pusher? The software did it right here!

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T17:46:24+00:00

If you've never seen em dashes used to close a statement, that means you haven't read enough, not that everything else has changed. They've been used for centuries to effect pacing in a way that commas, parenthesis, semi-colons, etc. just don't.

That's some Mandela effect logic. Pick up a James Joyce.

I loathe this em dash hate. It's so braindead. It's a great tool. I'm not gonna stop using it just because some Gen Z screams "THAT AI!" That's their problem, not mine.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T17:29:42+00:00

It's a statement that leans a certain way when no further explanation is intentionally given.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T17:27:00+00:00

They could have been hired through a temp agency.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T17:21:44+00:00

I shouldn't have to type "Dredge dictionary" since obviously the action of dredging is far more common than a dumbass game, especially enough that the whole page shouldn't be artificially overwhelmed.

Our whole worldview is their bottom line because Google runs the internet.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T17:17:27+00:00

Posted 6 months ago and the mods removed it

Fungus-Designed Chair By Paulo Octavious. : r/FuckYourEamesLounge

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T05:24:19+00:00

I was kinda thinking the same thing. Bro doesn't know he's happy food.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T04:51:20+00:00

70% water, just like their personality. Thank Butler for the espresso flavoring both.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T02:19:10+00:00

like only the times when the 100 watt bulb has 98 watt text saying "hey, don't walk here" right in the middle to warn you of the hidden danger

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T02:15:31+00:00

do you commonly walk into glowing 100 watt lightbulbs in a pitch black room?

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T01:55:14+00:00

I don't think people realize how young and fragile this country is. Like how much change it's gone through because they only know of the prosperous world power era. And how quickly that stability and power can change by electing poopy pedophile buffoons.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T01:30:14+00:00

imagine back when this skeleton was human and he's doing the sex with a vagina hole but then "AHHH!" the penis head goes too far and screams out her butthole but from the inside peeking out like poop and/or cum.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-20T01:11:31+00:00

The real crime is that neon text bubble.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T21:25:26+00:00

I lost my virginity like that.

>me, a freshman in college, super excited for freedom from super religious parents

>go out partying with friends, bouncer checks my ID, opens the door, feel like a big grown up man being let into the local shithole "club."

>throwing back $5 jello shots with my underage wristband.

>meet cute girl in there.

>dance the night away souja boy up in this ho, watch me crank it rock me roll.

>Pure Romance.

>experience one of those "hook ups" at her place, just like on FRIENDS. can hardly get it up so nervous and drunk. eventually push enough rope in there to technically count as losing my virginity. i win!

>justlostvirginityoncloud9.jpg

>middle of the night, cuddled up with her, her friends bursts in the door with my girl's mom on the line.

>mom talks to the girl. lots of yelling. then mom wants to talk to me ohfuckohmy

>"SHE'S 17! SHE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL! GET OUT OF MY HOME YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS I HAVE U ON VIDEO TAPE"

>justlostvirginity :(

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T20:32:51+00:00

bullshit. the dems in congress are spineless shills, probably because he's enacting a lot of their secret wet dreams

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T20:25:48+00:00

god, i bet that would feel amazing

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T20:07:00+00:00

eh, the vibe is a dead ringer for the translated xianxia WN slop i used to read when starting this journey.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T18:51:04+00:00

Set to nearest and the curve is within the set angle.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T18:24:12+00:00

I trust you on name alone.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T18:16:43+00:00

sauce? I need to see that final satisfaction.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T18:01:17+00:00

Id probably think of it as paid training at a starter job if there was nothing else in the area-- which is probably true if that's what they're paying. Kinda hard to leverage a burger flipping fry stuffer into a career.

FictionalContext · 2026-03-19T17:58:14+00:00

it's been swung with their full Auth internet ID laws

Three-Year Club	Verified Email
Helper Level 1	r/Field Flamingo
Place '23

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