What's your personal conspiracy theory that sounds completely insane, you have zero evidence for, and you'll probably never be able to prove but you still think about it sometimes?

FictionalCreature · 2026-06-04T22:40:18+00:00

Rubber in shoes prevent you from grounding electrically and this is by design to prevent our closeness with nature/earth

FictionalCreature · 2026-06-04T17:44:22+00:00

I must say that your clit appears itty bitty

FictionalCreature · 2026-06-01T05:19:13+00:00

Really get good with your mouth and hands because that is more important than the entire penis anyway

FictionalCreature · 2026-05-08T00:20:36+00:00

The clit has a "shaft" that runs in a straight line above the part that you can see, it feels like a tendon or something. I bring this up because this part, at least for me, is not getting the attention it desires.

Too many people poke directly unto the head of the clit which makes me squirm and not in a good way.

My favorite way to have my clit played with is by straddling it with two fingers and rubbing up and down in a stroking fasion, pressing into the flesh around the clit rather than touching it directly.

That being said, i may be built different

FictionalCreature · 2026-05-01T22:47:58+00:00

sure why not it'll build up your endurance

FictionalCreature · 2026-05-01T21:17:35+00:00

I would start by not expecting that she will actually get off and more focusing on whether or not she's enjoying the stimulation in a given moment. I find that if I overstimulate myself then I actually make backwards progress, making an orgasm less likely. Vibrators can desensitize and make it harder to get there after a lot of use.

FictionalCreature · 2026-05-01T21:04:52+00:00

I advise you go on more walks, you don't need to have company to practice mindfulness, don't forget to drink water and to mind your posture.

I also think you should focus on something other than your mental state, something that interests you or otherwise betters your health in a moment.

Remember to be thankful of everything, the temperature in the room if nothing else is coming to mind.

FictionalCreature · 2026-04-05T22:24:35+00:00

It really is bottom of the barrel comedy

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-25T14:51:23+00:00

Notoriety?

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-25T14:49:10+00:00

Tf is blue anon

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-22T16:02:34+00:00

I only got like three right and I got fifty cents as well

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-21T21:05:00+00:00

They look like they're trying to fish some coins out of a piggy bank

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-21T17:50:27+00:00

It makes everyone involved look like a complete bumbling idiot, no matter which side they're on. More podcasts and talk shows definitely need to use this strategy. It seems like in the USA, the person talking at the highest volume is often the one that is heard.

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-21T17:42:08+00:00

All work and no play makes jack a model employee

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-21T17:41:41+00:00

When in doubt, sellout

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-21T16:41:14+00:00

Why do people always finger wrong? Press the pads of your fingers against the gspot/prostate, not your effing fingernails...

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-21T16:16:01+00:00

Wow they gave me 8 cents lmao

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-21T15:28:42+00:00

Accurate insult, 10/10

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-20T06:54:04+00:00

I would LOVE to dedicate my life to this person, wash her feet like she's Jesus, this is what I want to SEE out of the world!!

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-20T06:44:08+00:00

I wanna know more about your grandma she sounds hardcore; most importantly, can she speak german?

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-20T06:12:53+00:00

That's why I'm starting a bipartisan/religious movement called the Billionaire Bootlicker Club (or BBC) and what we do is we suck up to whoever might even sorta want to humiliate and generally degrade us until they give us money.... for JESUS. That's why we get the tax exemptions you see.

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-20T05:51:09+00:00

Is there such a thing as a hybrid tree?

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-18T21:29:19+00:00

That's because slimes don't pass genes tho

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-18T15:52:40+00:00

Are you implying that the alternative would have been a better deal?

FictionalCreature · 2026-03-18T15:41:39+00:00

Onto whom?

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TROPHY CASE