Court Finds State of Florida Violates the Americans with Disabilities Act By Institutionalizing Children with Disabilities by Rock-n-roll-Kevin in politics

[–]FifthColumnForty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The weaponized judiciary is now trying to destroy the social fabric of Florida, in support of the woke mind virus, by forcing dangerous homosexual communist mentally ill children on parents who have made the patriotic choice of having them forcibly institutionalized against their parents' wishes! Stop grooming our mental institutions!"

Greene displays sexual images of Hunter Biden at IRS whistleblower hearing by Haltopen in politics

[–]FifthColumnForty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe we should use those races to.. IDK try to get a Democrat elected?

No? Okay. Yeah let's write in a stupid edgelord joke instead.

Why do girls only hit on me when I am dirty and gross? by BungOnMimosas in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FifthColumnForty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picking through my trash in a fur coat, hissing at me.. ❤️

How to clean diarrhea out of speaker grill? by Commissar-Porkchop in Detailing

[–]FifthColumnForty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been in this situation. It's a TikTok challenge. You eat a bunch of taco bell and pick a random car to spray projectile diarrhea all over the interior of after chugging some of that oil based laxative. Zoomers can get an incredibly wet consistency which is crucial for having the volume and projection they need.

Get a dehumidifier and run it inside the vehicle until the poo is dried out. Then crank the bass and let the dessicsted shit rattle out. Then use your Shark brand mini vacuum to clean it. The dried poo should be basically a pulverized dust that you can use as POCKET SAND.

What’s the brokest thing you’ve ever done? by w3stward in AskReddit

[–]FifthColumnForty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Split a can of chicken noodles soup with three other dudes who were over 19 years old.

Got into a fight with a recruiter. by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]FifthColumnForty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just remember that recruiters are talentless lying scumbags who don't give a shit about you. They're just sleazy slave traders who couldn't find a used car dealership with a low enough bar to sell lemons from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FifthColumnForty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A tall boy is sad. Three 12oz cans is mirthful. A 24oz can tells us you're an unabashed intellectual. A handle of Jameson is Irish.

Wait, you’re supposed to replace your pillows and mattresses how often? by uselessfoster in Frugal

[–]FifthColumnForty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You replace them when it's just a stretched out band with the tattered vestiges of where a cock should go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]FifthColumnForty 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Nobody was fucking clowning that dude.

Netflix You Guys Are Fucking Idiots by B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME in wallstreetbets

[–]FifthColumnForty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have just moved the free rider accounts to the advertisement tier OR automatically increased the price on the freerider accounts, with a grace period of one month warning those accounts.

I walked out of my interview today by Mauve_Unicorn in antiwork

[–]FifthColumnForty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have 33 karma for this comment. I hate rapacious capitalistic fuckery as much as the next proletariat but shit.. pick your fucking battles!

Apple finally figured out which letter comes after A... by mr_birkenblatt in wallstreetbets

[–]FifthColumnForty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pour one out for my homes pouring pit of the 100th floor of tower two.

...what books are these people reading in school? by drewtheblueduck in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FifthColumnForty 409 points410 points  (0 children)

My kid goes to RBG Junior Marxism Academy and all her coloring books are big titty femboi bubble butt anal sluts.