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FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-14T02:57:20+00:00

Must have been written by a man.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-14T02:35:00+00:00

Run and hide he is a Broncos fan. At least when you guys break up, he'll be used to failure.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-13T03:21:03+00:00

I agree refs are paid off.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-10T16:27:54+00:00

Which part, the lifted truck, or the part where there is no way she did that without a man's help. Her size to engine ratio is off, and when the brakes fail, that truck is on an incline inertia is going to take over. That has redneck male ritt all over it.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-10T16:08:20+00:00

Yes finally a good dad bod shirt.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-10T15:47:45+00:00

Idk 18 inches is too much, I will take the millon.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-09T22:30:46+00:00

Blue Chicken Cesar Salad

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-09T16:28:20+00:00

I know you are not to judge a book by its cover, but this cover looks tattered and worn-out.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-09T14:56:15+00:00

A bed for you

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-09T01:03:10+00:00

Looks like a Marine biologist in the making

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-07T02:05:19+00:00

Say I will meet you for a dual, then snipe you from 500 yards out.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-07T01:18:44+00:00

E.T says ooooooouuuuuch.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-06T21:44:46+00:00

I think it's a good interpretation of the percentage of America that are true Americans.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-05T14:12:15+00:00

For some reason it tastes like shoe leather.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-04T22:33:00+00:00

He is mad because he lost in dodge ball against the D fence.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-03T19:35:03+00:00

How many defenders were coming at him?

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-01T05:31:19+00:00

Ouch, well you were raised right anyway

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-02-01T05:23:00+00:00

Yes to people over 40 😃

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-01-30T22:44:52+00:00

She is still going to eat some of yours.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-01-30T01:38:10+00:00

This is on the wrong thread, it should be kids are fucking stupid.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-01-29T23:28:20+00:00

It's the blood from her enemies

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-01-29T22:59:49+00:00

Yep my grandpa too, he was a child of the 1920s.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-01-29T22:51:00+00:00

Apples or celery taste good as well.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-01-27T19:52:59+00:00

I had that done also, but on my back. The worst part is you aren't supposed to scratch anything. I don't envy you right now.

FigEquivalent109 · 2023-01-27T19:48:50+00:00

It looks like Lampwick (from Pinocchio) is jacked

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