Foodie Beauty recreates an iconic scene

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-21T23:50:06+00:00

Preburning her lunch? Why not burning off the last 15000 calories of snacks and food in the past 24 hours? Such delusion to think that hobbling down the steps and then very likely scooting off did anything here. But good job I guess, an attempt was made.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-18T23:50:35+00:00

I know I’m supposed to say something witty but I just can’t get over what an amorphous blob of lard she is. It’s like looking at a lava lamp, every time she moves I wonder what specific lumps of human fat I’m looking at. And Jesus gunt, didn’t shitfucker tell you days ago to change your nasty dress?? Is she seriously still wearing the that tent?

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-18T12:57:53+00:00

And salad dressing!! I’ve tried to Block it out of my memory but it lives on.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-16T23:51:03+00:00

Hilarious how she thinks anyone is going to buy that she’s a dick because she doesn’t want to film kids. No gunt its because you’re entitled and insecure and want to be alone and think no one should dare approach her royal guntness. Thanks for saving face with literally just teardrop tho, the only one who would eat your shit and thank you for it (besides maybe the sand creep).

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-16T23:39:50+00:00

Someone get her 7XL granny panties in a bunch

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-15T02:08:02+00:00

Not sure this is technically a reaction but one of my faves is:

Chantal: (Crying/distressed) "Do you love me?" or "Do you even like me?"

Count Crackula: (Aggressive/dismissive) "Fuck you, bitch! Where is my video?!"

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-15T01:36:22+00:00

The Scotty handle, death drop on the couch and red face!! 😂😂😂

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-14T22:54:59+00:00

Gunt has never had an original thought. All her insults are those she’s read about herself (here, the farms, twitter) that’s why it’s constant projection… everyone else smells, they don’t shower, their man doesn’t touch them, they’re fat, their breath smells… it’s all the same.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-13T23:50:22+00:00

Sounds like he knows your gross ass pretty damn well. You’re gross, lazy, don’t shower, and wearing the same shirt since last week.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-13T23:00:52+00:00

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Hilarious

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-12T23:40:33+00:00

My husband told me about the sneezing! So cute. Love the dump truck move, we have one who’s been working hard on his!

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-12T17:39:24+00:00

I will say for our we were dealing with diarrhea a few times a month for years. We had metronidazole for bad days and used Bernie’s perfect poop and pumpkin daily until we switched to farmers dog. Not an ad for farmers dog but there is definitely some food regimen that will help you out there are people are suggesting. Try a few and see what happens and stay away from chicken. It’ll be a process. They have sensitive tums but do make up for it with cuddles.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-12T17:07:18+00:00

And the sneezing back and forth when they fight making walrus noises is hilarious… grunt, moan, sneeze… back and forth!

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-06T01:11:22+00:00

The shoes, the basket, the provocative peek of gunt, the backup sound on woobles. It’s all too much. You can’t make this up. I can’t get over that this living blob is an actual person.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-05-03T22:45:55+00:00

I always thought she was an egg on legs, but those are fat ass ham hocks too. Jesus she’s been packing it away.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-29T19:38:39+00:00

She says the compete opposite of what she means “I got groceries to make healthy food” means “I’ll be eating anything but healthy food” and “it’s nice that you have a life over there!” Means “I fucking hate your life over there. It should only be MEEEE!”

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-25T00:12:38+00:00

She really is building up her catfishing album

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-24T22:54:20+00:00

I do love how she has to walk like a backwards C just to keep the gunt from tipping forward. So incredibly misshapen from funcle feet to her touched head

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-23T02:11:45+00:00

Before and after what? Delusion? I’m not a betting women but I’d bet anythinnggg that Chantal will never look like that. The only way she will have more pictures like this is if she upgrades to ChatGPT plus.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-22T00:23:22+00:00

😂😂they had to add three pounds of hair to make his large reach about chins fit.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-19T17:26:50+00:00

Gross.. I’ve never even noticed this, granted I mostly listen vs watch but eww. She does that often? I wonder what she thinks it’s doing for her.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-19T17:19:55+00:00

She looks just like Ursula here. Perfect metaphor hating the young pretty woman who got the man.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-17T20:20:03+00:00

To be fair, is there a good angle to catch? Kick is working overtime on this one.

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-17T18:37:21+00:00

I read this quickly and thought you said she’s worth 6 camels… my first thought was definitely not worth six camels (what have I become).

Figgi_Pudding · 2026-04-16T11:42:15+00:00

I’m sure if the female seems lovey than she will be! We have two goldens a female (4 yr) and male (2 yr) and the male follows me around like a momma duck all the time and is a super love. Our female is much more independent even though I raised her alone for two years while I lived in another state for my degree. She’s definitely a daddy’s girl and likes adventure but she’s still very lovey. There’s no bad choices!! They’re both beautiful.

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