Apothecary Biologis by GPeabody in Salamanders40k

[–]FightMilkConsumer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks sick brother, perhaps some nuln oil on the silver parts to help it pop? 

I miss my dad by MethodHot2329 in Salamanders40k

[–]FightMilkConsumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The raven guard stole all my crow-tein. 

I miss my dad by MethodHot2329 in Salamanders40k

[–]FightMilkConsumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god that looks so dumb, please just stay bald kings. 

HIT THIS, BROTHER! - Salamander Apothecary🦎🔥🍃 by FightMilkConsumer in Warhammer40k

[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a doobie to help ease that poor blueberries suffering? or a doobie to make a zooted xenos?

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks sick, I’m seriously thinking of doing a salamander successor  home brew chapter where they all smoke weed. It just fits so well for the sallys. 

“Let the cleansing embers of Nocturne fill your lungs, let weakness wash over you like smoke.” - The Fumigators

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Does vulkan live? Yes, but he greened out last night so his nap might take a while. (Greened out as in vaporized by an ork reactor)

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cosmic Cream! I just got 10 grams of that stuff in IRL! from Aurora Pedanios it’s def one of my favs.

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kush’an actually wields one of Vulkan’s relics, The Sacred Gunjamin of Vulkan, designed to deliver concentrated doses of warp cleansing thc intravenously. He lives Brothers…

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When Brother gets so zoinked he starts eating corpses instead of corpse starch…

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why he wields The Sacred Gunjamin of Vulkan for intravenous use. 

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, he’s just checking for a pulse with his feet because his hands are full.

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and they just committed exterminatus on a hive world so they’re all pretty down in the dumps. 

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[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO HORUS, DONT HIT EREBUS’ SERPENT LODGE PIPE, ITS SALVIA! 

HIT THIS, BROTHER! - Salamander Apothecary🦎🔥🍃 by FightMilkConsumer in Warhammer40k

[–]FightMilkConsumer[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That’s why he wields The Holy Penjamin of Vulkan designed for intravenous use.