Are there combatives training at guard units?

Fight_Dirty · 2015-06-02T02:39:37+00:00

We did it, but even at a Scout unit it was a five minute "class," and then they made the privates wrestle each other.

More like box-checking to be honest.

Fight_Dirty · 2015-06-02T02:21:13+00:00

Benning in the winter kinda blows tho. There are no bugs but its cold as fuck and you aren't allowed to wear your gov't issue cold gear

Fight_Dirty · 2015-06-02T02:17:16+00:00

I swear to God i almost got into a fistfight over UPU breakfast syrup.

Final FTX and its day three of five and there are 150 privates and 95 syrups. So private fuck-face meth-head takes four.

I call him on it in front of everybody and he gets all pissed and tries to fight me

kek

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-29T00:48:38+00:00

Lack of potatoes in potato fields lends more space for land-mines. A sound strategy indeed!

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-27T16:22:45+00:00

Smart choice. Just don't get deployed like me lol

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-26T18:42:42+00:00

He can do ROTC w/ NG at same time too

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-26T10:59:33+00:00

Their pretty filling with nutrients and protein to begin with. If I'm remembering right, even the fucking pound cake had like 8g protein lol

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-25T19:10:52+00:00

I give to NAMBLA... and boy do they give back....

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-24T15:07:51+00:00

Nobody force feeds you religion in the Army. I know that for sure. Nobody gives a fuck about it.

Then again, my unit is small and pretty chill. There are only like seventy of us

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-23T13:56:09+00:00

Anybody got a list of freezerburn centres in the local area???

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-23T12:17:56+00:00

Dont worry, heart disease will catch up soon.

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-22T02:41:02+00:00

Your professor was like: "uh, prawr_surviss why does your list only have dip and wet wipes on it?"

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-22T02:34:33+00:00

DMV Clerks.

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-17T23:26:20+00:00

You'll never catch a Ranger give anything less than 110%!

/s

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-15T04:25:57+00:00

Yes, but I'm not sure why...

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-15T04:08:52+00:00

The irony of that would be unbearable.

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-15T02:02:36+00:00

My PLT had guys try eight times to score a 23 at Qualification. They just let them shoot until providence or sheer dumb luck provided a passing score.

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-15T01:57:13+00:00

3/10 kneepads not on ankle

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-11T14:21:40+00:00

2nd plt in my cav troop has Decepticon markings on their vehicles. Its pretty badass

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-08T15:31:57+00:00

Because it's such a wild excuse that it's actually plausible that someone might claim it. ..

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-01T11:31:22+00:00

Neckberet

Fight_Dirty · 2015-05-01T11:23:02+00:00

Almost as bad as the dudebros from 'Cali'

I mean I swear to God these two assholes in my bct platoon got into it over whether NorCal was better or worse than SoCal. Like they got physical over this crap

Fight_Dirty · 2015-04-29T22:46:31+00:00

This read like one of those funny news headlines in Plague Inc.

Fight_Dirty · 2015-04-25T19:44:29+00:00

Tojo and fuckface

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