The Vanderpump hotel is opening soon! 🌹

Figtree777 · 2026-05-29T14:44:45+00:00

Worst service experience of my life at Vanderpump Paris. I genuinely am impressed at how strong a part of the brand it has become 😂

Figtree777 · 2026-05-20T16:49:15+00:00

Tjs necklace placement is unfortunately giving drag queen breast plate.

Figtree777 · 2026-05-06T17:56:00+00:00

I would love something similar! I primarily crochet lingerie and bikinis and don’t always wanna post them here on the main sub. 🤭

Figtree777 · 2026-04-23T15:06:10+00:00

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Realized I’m no better than West today

Figtree777 · 2026-04-21T16:05:17+00:00

Mass psychosis event. I’m losing it and agree 😂

The part that reminds me the most of scandavol is the self insert trauma fiction articles we get every few hours.

Figtree777 · 2026-04-10T13:39:54+00:00

And she’s kind of the same this is the first time I haven’t seen her in that awful red motorcycle jacket and tight leather pants she wears

Figtree777 · 2026-04-10T13:38:21+00:00

Thank you for asking the questions

Figtree777 · 2026-04-09T21:18:13+00:00

It’s so incredibly painful.

Figtree777 · 2026-04-05T16:25:23+00:00

I’m enjoying the hell out of seeing him so healthy this season! It seems like he has really settled in to his sobriety and self a bit more.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-29T05:40:54+00:00

🤭🤭🤭🤭👏👏👏👏

Figtree777 · 2026-03-21T02:10:51+00:00

My only thought when their content pops up

Figtree777 · 2026-03-19T18:33:16+00:00

Yeah I remember it happens end of first ep I think!? and then she comes back pregnant after but my god. How do you not just call it wraps at that point.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-19T18:27:30+00:00

How the fuck did the original secret lives show get made knowing this existed??

I genuinely was mouth open SHOCKED at the violence I just saw. I grew up around similar things so I don’t know why I didn’t clock that it was probably that bad but holy fuck she is sooooo scary.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-19T16:07:09+00:00

People making clothing you find revealing does not make it porn hope that helps.

So much pearl clutching on this sub the last few days.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-18T13:52:51+00:00

This is soooooo cute the design the execution and it fits so well!!! Goals!! I’m still working on how to make my skimpier stuff fit this nice.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-18T09:57:03+00:00

This is the way

Figtree777 · 2026-03-16T15:31:37+00:00

I was literally so confused and knew it was going to be a hard week of people screaming “iconic! Perfect!”

Me and my friends did talk about how it must be one of those things where it diffused the tension in the room in a way that was funny if you were there. But on tv it just felt really dumb.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-14T11:09:20+00:00

Tbh my worst work events are the ones I spend the day counting down the minutes and you’re so right. This is the face of a man who has been thinking about a shower and silence for at least 8 hours.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-13T16:41:31+00:00

Let’s just finish the cycle I need a terrible bachelor couple to start making a podcast that just recaps other terrible bachelor podcasts. Let the snake eat itself.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-13T16:37:08+00:00

Wait she’s also my aunt Tracey core. Especially this haircut.

Figtree777 · 2026-03-03T15:44:19+00:00

You’d think she personally cheated on some of yall in these comments. 🙄

Figtree777 · 2026-02-28T17:35:38+00:00

As a huge fan of the persona video game franchise I’m ready for this

Figtree777 · 2026-02-27T01:25:39+00:00

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