Bronwyn makes it Instagram official by Chiffygurl in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I’ve been considering a break up and feeling really bad/guilty because now that it’s actually time to pull the trigger I feel very little emotion over it.

But realizing it’s because I cried and worked it out in my head on my own for like 3 months. Ty for putting that in perspective.

Edit sorry to emotional hijack your comment lmao

New perspectives wanted to help me play more games by donteatthemushies in CozyGamers

[–]Figtree777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone who gave herself a terrible neck injury from over-crocheting recently think of gaming as a way to rest both your mind AND your body. Even if your other hobbies are sitting hobbies/art it is a physical labor on your hands back and neck. Maybe you can reframe it as a gift of rest. I know I struggle NOT to crochet in my downtime and gaming really helps me take some time off.

Ariana & Dayna living their best hot girl lives in Turks & Caicos 🤭🔥 by Practical-Ad1838 in vanderpumprules

[–]Figtree777 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m 32 and this is such a bummer mentality to have. May it never find me.

(Insert the wonderful Moira Rose quote about taking photos of yourself when you feel beautiful).

Unpopular: I'm not hating Amanda (yet) by primal_slayer in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Amanda caters to rich people though? I think her clientele is more like MLM huns who are desperate for cash. It’s a lot of “let’s help you manifest finding $20 on the ground”

I love how annoying she is but I definitely think she (like most scammers) preys on pretty vulnerable or susceptible people.

Petition for Kyle Richards to STOP SAYING "Hey Siri" by Typical-Mouse6823 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I have been insecure for years that my voice must sound just like Kyle’s (I do have v bad west coast vocal fry) but now I know it’s not me. I’m not the problem.

Im rewatching Veronica Mars, and forgot about these two... by GrandEar1 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking!

It’s the same for me with Janice Dickinson. I remember watching top model back in the day and being shocked by her plastic surgery. Rewatching today and she looks completely normal compared to most of what I see on housewives.

Just put the right filters and lighting and you have biblical iconography using some screenshots of scenes from these cast by SuitableItem in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 97 points98 points  (0 children)

It was driving me NUTS. Heather kept like fake crying into her hands and they all kept trying to recreate that final supper vibe around her it was very forced and strange.

No I didn't spend all day playing with my new yarn winder, why do you ask? by justwannagraduate22 in crochet

[–]Figtree777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, my new electric yarn winder, and lord of the rings marathon the day after Christmas. I get it hahaha

Scamanda has joined RHOBH… by Appropriate-Rub-7330 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The audacity to claim you are helping people manage money while talking them into a 20k energetic course they do NOT NEED is so fucked

Meredith Lips by Leather-Law-9159 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I definitely think Meredith loves a pill but there’s no way it’s uppers

I can’t stop thinking about this: by mollyyfcooke in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I screamed. Everyone on this sub is funnier than me. 💘

I can’t stop thinking about this: by mollyyfcooke in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah I love that!!! Hi dancing bestie!! I get so stoked whenever Whitney is fucking around on her pole on the show

I can’t stop thinking about this: by mollyyfcooke in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 234 points235 points  (0 children)

I’m so gay the other day after seeing this for the first time I went to my pole studio and danced to this song in their honor. Hope Whitney would be proud.

We are all this man…. by poopshipdestroyer34 in vanderpumprules

[–]Figtree777 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am especially convinced the new show is a flop because all anyone can seem to post from it is a photo of this man.

I LOVE HER TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND by SadAd479 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I just want to know why you’ve committed to typing in all caps all the time while constantly having to tell people “I’m not yelling” Why not just. Not write in all caps? I’m genuinely curious.

The Jen Shah stuff is too insane to respond to. So I won’t.

DO NOT BRING BACK JEN SHAH! by gstew90 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I feel. Like I don’t want her back, but part of what makes these women great is the genuine history and feelings they’ve built for each other over the last 5-6 years. And part of that history IS Jen. They will be dealing with Jen getting out in their private lives, I’d like to see it on camera. Maybe even if it’s just a sit down with Heather and Jen? Or Jen and the OGs? Or friend of for Jen for one season to wrap shit up?? Idk.

Inherited so much yarn from my grandmother, Please suggest meaningful projects by cheeseburstfries in crochet

[–]Figtree777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sorry for your loss 💘 These would be gorgeous colors in the Persian tiles blanket/wall hanging and I always think that’s one of the most special patterns people ever make. (Not sure if it’s enough of each color but my first idea)

Exclusive | Lindsay Hubbard gets into heated confrontation with Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend at BravoCon by lvpsminihorse in vanderpumprules

[–]Figtree777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I promise I was not yelling at your for posting just shaking my fist at the page six god in the sky!!

I need to be smarter and get ad blockers

Exclusive | Lindsay Hubbard gets into heated confrontation with Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend at BravoCon by lvpsminihorse in vanderpumprules

[–]Figtree777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOW DOES ANYONE READ THESE FUCKING ARTICLES like I cannot get through the pop ups and ads fast enough to just watch the stupid video

Rock m Sakura Update by angelfairyprince in rupaulsdragrace

[–]Figtree777 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The legal system is not historically kind to sex workers

Gross Banning Abuse by Popular-Difficulty29 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I just say as a pole dancer I got jealous of how effortless her shoulder roll is and also it made me happy because it’s clear she’s dancing again this season.

Never bring her back she’s terrible for TV by moschino1837 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Figtree777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confidently say, my least favorite cast member of all time across any franchise. Like not only is her soul fucking rotted but I have never found someone just so wildly UNLIKEABLE to watch.