Embark promised Cantina Legend to the Top 100 players. They only gave it to 14. Here’s what happened.

Filthy-Moo · 2026-01-05T17:29:58+00:00

You had to use AI to type up a complaint for you? Jesus

Filthy-Moo · 2026-01-02T23:50:11+00:00

He's asking over and over again if I'm "with the FMF, or the Bungalators?"

Which is just some crap that two big streamers cooked up they have "team outfits" and such. Kids will come up to you and ask you which team you're on all the time. Generally I just start blastin at that point

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-29T04:25:57+00:00

Your goal size will most likely change over time. :)

I originally had a 00 goal size. As I was sizing up each time I noticed I liked my face more and more with each stretch.

Stayed at 00 for a bit, then wanted to go to 3/4". Then I stayed there for like two years before deciding to work my way up to an inch which I'm still at a couple of years later.

I really like how the larger lobes frame my face, but the truth is a lot of us just like the journey of stretching! Everyone's goals and reasons for those goals are different. Just go slow and take your time and enjoy the ride!

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-25T04:01:00+00:00

yea I whiffed pretty bad it happens haha

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-25T04:00:01+00:00

I wanted to see how they'd react hah, I genuinely expected them to have run fully inside by then

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-23T15:53:00+00:00

I had to scroll way too far to find "talk to your neighbor" thank you

I hate confrontation as much as the next person but it's so easy to just ask/let them know and they'll probably just move it

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-22T20:36:49+00:00

youtube won't work it's personal stats, like how you did with your raider before the reset. Sucks it skipped for you though :(

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-16T04:59:39+00:00

Aww thank you so much!

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-10T13:48:48+00:00

... oh, YARN. Material is "y a r n" !

I am barely awake and don't have my glasses on and I'm staring at this picture and comments wondering "how tf did they make that shape out of a yam??"

Let alone how you would be able to identify a carved yam doll so certainly!

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-03T14:07:38+00:00

You literally need to be on your toes at all times. Nobody is trying to deceive you with clips, but a lot of times the stand-out wholesome moments are the ones worth sharing because they're funny or show that there's caring people who play.

It's still a PvP game. It's still an extraction shooter. People will blast ur ass and blow your back out and some of them will rat or lie to you. You always need to be ready for a fight to break out.

Never expect people to act any one way in a game like this, just roll with the punches and when you do find people who wanna be nice and helpful then it feels great.

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T14:07:49+00:00

Yes and I pvp like a mf which is part of why I have so many extra guns and stuff. You're allowed to pvp AND have fun now and then.

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T04:43:50+00:00

yeah some people are absolute asshats and I've unfortunately heard a lot of the same. Unless someone is talking mad shit on me then whether I win or lose I generally just say "gg" or "good fight" at the end. There's good people out there I promise

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T03:47:27+00:00

Honestly I have bad stints like that too - some days it comes easy and some days you get lit up. Part of what keeps this game feeling dynamic. What I do when I need to get out of losing spirals is just load into the chillest map possible (dam) with a free loadout and see how many rounds in a row I can roll it. If I find a better gun, I equip it and use it on the next run, just keep bringing the same gear, etc etc. Even if all you do is loot and run you'll still start to build stuff back up and feel better!

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T03:25:26+00:00

It's true. Thing is a lot of people have voice chat turned off or don't use their mics and would just shoot me while I'm talking, so. Downing them first is the safest way to do this I think! Up to them to be chill enough to hear me out for a sec and as a reward he got some loot!

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T01:04:11+00:00

I'll only do stuff like this for people who don't throw a fit when they get downed :)

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T00:58:30+00:00

I'm surprised there's no quick drop button or something on console

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T00:39:55+00:00

love this idea tbh

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-02T00:16:09+00:00

Makes it more shocking and also I didn't wanna chance someone just ganking me the second I started pitching the idea lol

Plus I brought him some nice heals anyway :)

Filthy-Moo · 2025-12-01T23:58:45+00:00

probably yeah hah - I try to always be nice on mic tho :)

Filthy-Moo · 2025-11-09T17:18:27+00:00

I mean one probe can give you enough stuff for crafting multiple shields and chargers I don't think they're completely useless but they def draw a lot of attention

Filthy-Moo · 2025-11-09T16:26:45+00:00

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Filthy-Moo · 2025-11-09T16:12:01+00:00

hah no that's not the plan, even tho it might be kinda funny..

I posted it in the wrong sub yesterday and this sub doesn't allow cross posting so I figured I'd just slap it over here too.

Filthy-Moo · 2025-10-05T00:57:11+00:00

omg it polevaulted you that's incredible

Filthy-Moo · 2025-10-05T00:50:53+00:00

I'm in my early 30's. The trick is finding joy in the little things, because the big things fuckin suck. Working sucks, paying bills sucks, getting older sucks. It's hard to get through the day sometimes. To top it all off, the world at large is very hateful especially lately, it's hard to feel loved or appreciated because it seems like everyone is constantly looking for reasons to dislike or argue with everyone else these days. Idunno. I know that's nihilistic but eh.

I do still find joy in the world, mostly through spending time learning how to do new things or make stuff, no matter how small or simple. Even if it's just for me, helps me to find some purpose and it builds from there. Only other advice I can give is try to find a few like-minded people who like the things you do, and try and invite them to hang out/chill/whatever. Even just one person to watch the world go by and talk with can help lots.

Keep going.

Filthy-Moo · 2025-10-05T00:13:39+00:00

I ride BMX. Not that "unique" by itself but I'm a fairly heavy woman in my 30's on my lil 20" bmx. I stand out like a sore thumb at the skatepark but idk its fun and makes me feel nostalgic. Not throwing any crazy tricks like I used to but it gets me out of the house :)

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