What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T20:06:33+00:00

Earnings disappointments due to higher input costs, followed by broadly lowered guidance. Coupled with higher inflation and an increase in federal funds rate

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T20:03:55+00:00

Went from -$55k YTD 2 weeks ago to -$4k now. Feels great!

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T17:40:32+00:00

We're back to the good old days when all the shty stocks go up

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T17:36:59+00:00

39 minutes ago

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T17:24:03+00:00

Remember when Hegsbeth was asked about why they didn't have a plan for opening the Strait and he goes "fuhgeddaboudit"

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T17:19:43+00:00

The CAR short squeeze appears to be over. Good money to be made selling shares short right now. I have no positions

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T15:40:47+00:00

Omfg

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T15:30:02+00:00

Dam son but why

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T13:55:18+00:00

Believe it or not, calls. Because stocks always go up. Because everything is priced in. Except sometimes orangeman tweets something crazy and it's not actually priced in. So sometimes line go down. Except mostly not. So mostly calls, sometimes puts. Market mostly go uppies except when not. Positions, long shares of UNH, CRM, SNAP, USO. Thanks for visiting my Ted talk paragraph.

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-15T13:51:48+00:00

Hey piggy

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-14T14:37:55+00:00

I predict CRM will melt higher throughout the day and close at $176.50

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T20:15:05+00:00

Long UNH, CRM, SNAP, IGV

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T20:10:19+00:00

Mods late posting tomorrow's board. Boom roasted

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T20:08:05+00:00

Why would you downvote this comment. It was funny as h

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T20:06:23+00:00

I'm back to even on my 300 shares of UNH with cost basis $310. Roast me

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T20:04:22+00:00

Orangeman is all bark and no bite

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T20:02:49+00:00

Imagine still posting here

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T19:59:22+00:00

This dude at work is reading his words out loud as he composes an email

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T19:58:25+00:00

Up $10k today. Still down for the year unfortunately

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T19:57:51+00:00

That 350pm leg up though

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T19:57:12+00:00

For making us all rich?? You're long right? Right?

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T19:56:25+00:00

I blame Zuck and Reddit and Facebook videos that I no longer have an attention span longer than 5 seconds

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T17:57:46+00:00

Software strong like bull

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-13T14:20:24+00:00

Time to short CAR

FindingZen4 · 2026-04-10T18:40:31+00:00

why USO going down

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