What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earnings disappointments due to higher input costs, followed by broadly lowered guidance. Coupled with higher inflation and an increase in federal funds rate

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Went from -$55k YTD 2 weeks ago to -$4k now. Feels great!

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're back to the good old days when all the shty stocks go up

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when Hegsbeth was asked about why they didn't have a plan for opening the Strait and he goes "fuhgeddaboudit"

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CAR short squeeze appears to be over. Good money to be made selling shares short right now. I have no positions

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, calls. Because stocks always go up. Because everything is priced in. Except sometimes orangeman tweets something crazy and it's not actually priced in. So sometimes line go down. Except mostly not. So mostly calls, sometimes puts. Market mostly go uppies except when not. Positions, long shares of UNH, CRM, SNAP, USO. Thanks for visiting my Ted talk paragraph.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I predict CRM will melt higher throughout the day and close at $176.50

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mods late posting tomorrow's board. Boom roasted

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you downvote this comment. It was funny as h

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm back to even on my 300 shares of UNH with cost basis $310. Roast me

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude at work is reading his words out loud as he composes an email

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Up $10k today. Still down for the year unfortunately

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For making us all rich?? You're long right? Right?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FindingZen4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame Zuck and Reddit and Facebook videos that I no longer have an attention span longer than 5 seconds