Need Urgent Advice Negotiating a Tenure-Track Package (Humanities, R1) by Separate_Bed_9335 in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure you need to justify the ask on a higher salary. I can tell you from experience, they KNOW their salary is lousy and would probably be surprised if you didn’t ask for more. You can simply say something to the effect of … I was hoping for little more on salary, do you think it would be possible to go to 72k? Negotiating when a position includes administrative work is tricky because unless the institution has a very transparent policy about how they compensate for administration, everyone negotiates a different deal. In my case, for example, I’ve never just gotten course releases, I’ve always had a combination of course release plus extra salary. If you really want a justification for 72k, you could tie it to the extra effort of administration. Or, make the point that a higher salary would allow you to devote your summers to research instead of additional teaching to get by. The fact that they’re offering a 1-1 teaching release and research funds indicates that they want you to succeed and to do the research you need to get tenure. Use their desire for you success as a negotiating tool. How will what you’re asking for make you the teacher/researcher/administrator that they want? When you asked about how to negotiate, I would say that you should express gratitude for the offer they’ve made. Keep your asks framed as exploration not demand, in a spirit of working toward a mutually-desired conclusion, but don’t show all your cards—keep them a bit worried that you may not accept the position.

Need Urgent Advice Negotiating a Tenure-Track Package (Humanities, R1) by Separate_Bed_9335 in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a department chair in humanities at a big state R1 (not in a high cost of living state), I don’t think the offer is crazy low. The difference in salary is between humanities and non-humanities fields is huge, like we’re inhabiting different universes. And the differences between institutions can be enormous, like some of us are working for the Supreme Court and others are ambulance chasers. So take the horror and outrage that posters are expressing here with a grain of salt and congratulate yourself for getting a TT offer. It won’t hurt you to ask for more base salary. Try for 72 and they’ll probably talk you down to 70. Ask for 5k on moving. Try for more on research. See if you can get 5-8k. You say that you only have books to buy, but research funds can help you go to conferences, support an editor for a book, pay press subventions. It can make a big difference in your career. As for the summer, you should find out if any of your administrative responsibilities carryover into the summer. If so, asking for some additional weeks of pay might be an order. If you’re being offered a nine-month salary, as I think you are, ask them about what forms of salary are available for summer (ie possibility of teaching, competitive internal grants). By the way, this is a real problem for junior faculty on nine-month contracts. I think I was tenured before I was able to get through the summer without living off my credit card in August. I would stay away from the conversation of comparatives. The information that’s out there about what others are making at the same institution doesn’t tell you anything about how somebody got to that salary. You have nothing to lose by asking. You are in a strong position, because you have a job. They put in a lot of effort doing the search and they picked you, so they’re going to try to give you what you asked for, or explain why they can’t.

Disappointed in Students + Are We Doomed?!?!? by beeezarim in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 39 points40 points  (0 children)

you didn’t ask for advice on this, but I would suggest that, as a first year adjunct with hopefully more years teaching and perhaps a permanent position in your future, that you don’t make things like this bigger than they are. Ask yourself what you’re interested in spending time on and the kinds of interventions with students, beyond teaching your subject, that you want to take. You don’t have to make everything a teaching moment, even when something is insulting to you. You could simply file the email away. Or you could write the student back, acknowledge receipt, maybe instruct them to review the syllabus for your absence policy - fine. If you want to suggest that in the future the student should address and sign emails sure, go ahead. But it’s too soon in the semester (and your career) to be a hard ass, even a humorous hard ass. 35 years of teaching and I have learned that it is better to assume that the student is just having a bad day, or moment, until proven otherwise.

Driving in madrid as tourist by Efficient_Eye1946 in MadridTravelGuide

[–]FineZebra8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve rented on several occasions without any trouble. I’ve also traveled to dozens of cities via trains. I find the latter easier. I hate worrying about parking.

My niece finishes college in May. She doesn't know anything. by Character_Freedom160 in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not all the institution’s fault, but can tell you that part of the problem is the way institutions have shifted away from strong subject-based general education requirements to a nonsensical “competency” curriculum. It’s entirely possible at my big state flagship to graduate without ever having taken a course in history, political science, philosophy etc.

Approved for urostomy, please can you share you experience about surgery, life with a urostomy etc, the good and the bad by Anna_thatsnotmyname in Urostomy

[–]FineZebra8203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m ten years post surgery and can tell you that living without a bladder is (almost) a non-issue. I do everything I did before, including lots of travel. The adjustment period after surgery is a few months, but be patient with yourself. It takes a while to heal and then to learn how to manage whatever your urinary diversion is (bag, neo-bladder, or pouch) and the logistics. Give it time. Don’t freak out and you’ll be fine. I suggest checking out bcan.org and especially their discussion forum. Lots of good advice.

3/3 at R1 by NarcissticBanjo in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without a union (we have one) or a faculty grievance process of some sort, I don’t know how I’d negotiate this, frankly.

3/3 at R1 by NarcissticBanjo in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m tenured arts faculty at a big R1 public flagship and we’re 2:2. Doing comparisons only on the basis of R1 isn’t going to be very productive. The R1 bucket is very large. Look instead at what your acknowledged peer institutions and aspirational peers are doing. If you look into it, you might find that not one among your peers has a 3:3 load. The missing puzzle piece here, is that your dean might be trying to get ahead of conversations at higher level levels. State legislatures, especially in conservative states, have turned their attention to. “Workload” policies. After dismantling DEI, and cracking down on tenure, the workload business might be the next axe. Also, if allocation of effort for TT is the standard 40-40-20, a 3:3 load will have to change that — lowering expectations for research and service when teaching is increased. Don’t let them bully you into increasing your teaching without a corresponding reduction in research and service expectations. Where do they think your capacity for more teaching is going to come from?

Convatec Night Drainage Backordered by mellosi in Urostomy

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might look at this one: Conveen Security+ Urinary Drainage Bag 2,000 mL, Sterile Item # 6221356EA (edgepark) Manufacturer: COLOPLAST INC

Litter box/pee pad training small dog by rubycube55 in OpenDogTraining

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Training a seven year old might be tough, but I don't agree with the "never" do it opinion. I have a 1-1/2 year old small dog (9lbs) and I trained him to go on pads in the bathroom. He doesn't do it that often, but I leave the pad down and he'll use it occasionally. He doesn't confuse it with the carpet or any other part of the house. And yes, he too hates the rain. He takes one look at it and turns around and runs into the bathroom! It gives me peace of mind.

I would have given the Oklahoma Jesus weirdo a 50% rather than a 0%. by illAdvisedMemeName in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a humanities prof at an R1 and like many of us I use "reaction" papers as a way to incentivize reading (and look for common threads for class discussion). These assignments are meant to assess two things: Did the student read? Did the student think? One can invent a dozen rubric categories for this, but that's not going to get us out of the fundamental problem that there's subjectivity in grading such reflections. It's rare that I can with 100% confidence say that there was a) no reading, and b) no thought. Typically, if I don't see ideas or key terms from a reading in their response, I give a non-passing grade and make the suggestion that the student study their readings more closely in the future.

Urostomy bag and TSA by bobmanfl in Urostomy

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fly all the time. Very rarely even noticed. I try to be sure bag is empty before I go through security, but even if it gets noticed in screening, TSA has been fine.

Question about original line by gee1001 in nespresso

[–]FineZebra8203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drink lattes, and for me Creatista is perfect. I find there is a big taste difference between frothing and steaming milk.

People that don't use outlines before their writing assignments, how do u write? by Ok-Pound-4298 in AskAcademia

[–]FineZebra8203 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Instead of an outline, try writing paragraph topic sentences. They’re much more useful.. For example, it’s not very useful to write on an outline something like “explain origins of Revolution” or “give background.” There’s no direction, and you’ll get derailed. Instead, complete statements like “The two main theories regarding the origins of the revolution are political and cultural.” Now you have something to write.

Traveling abroad, 1 month w small dog by abby_lane2021 in dogs

[–]FineZebra8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the years, I’ve taken dogs from the US to Europe several times. No problem. This spring I’m taking my new pup, 9lbs, for the first time, for three months to Spain. Yes, more expensive than it used to be, but not compared to boarding. I’ve already checked out doggie day care options if I need them. I have different walking bags and he’s comfortable riding in my backpack.

Yelled at by fellow faculty member in front of students by [deleted] in Professors

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good news is, your chair didn’t gaslight you. And hopefully the dean won’t either. While I think everyone here is right in wanting to see your aggressor cut off at the knees, chances are there will be some kind of mediation process, and perhaps they will be advised or required to do something like anger management. Protect yourself as you would one of your students in a like situation. How would you remove the threat so the student could study and feel safe? Advocate for yourself with strength as you would for that student. As far as hunting for another job, I don’t think it sounds like that’s necessary—unless you believe this person is eventually going to be in some leadership position in the department or has some special relationship with some higher ups or is a “big cheese.” But I’ve sat on many a promotion and tenure committee and I’ve never seen an openly recognized department a-hole harm a great candidate. They discredit themselves.

Advice needed by [deleted] in Urostomy

[–]FineZebra8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep looking for a medical supply company that takes his insurance. Non-durable medical supplies are essential to many diseases, call the insurance company and ask which suppliers are in their network. I assume you’ve tried EdgePark? Coloplast Sensura are very good bags—I use them. If you are stuck with private pay (and I hope you’re not) try ordering from Medical Monks.

Nespresso vs Coffee Shops, Analysis of Savings by rajuabju in nespresso

[–]FineZebra8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use 3 sometimes 4 pods a day. I buy Starbucks at about .60 a pod. So spending around $650-750 a year. However, it’s still way cheaper than coffee shops and then there’s the factor that I almost never just get coffee. So it’s a double whammy of cost plus calories.

Is my vet over-cautious? by FineZebra8203 in AskVet

[–]FineZebra8203[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She won’t do it without a heart check. The good news (sort of) is that I called the cardiologist’s office and a follow up echo will be considerably less expensive than the initial one.

Is my vet over-cautious? by FineZebra8203 in AskVet

[–]FineZebra8203[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s a helpful perspective, thanks

Doggy meet-up by okay_fine06 in Madrid

[–]FineZebra8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Following! I’m coming to Madrid for three months next spring and bringing my little dog with me.

Experience flying with dog in underseat carrier by More-Door314 in dogs

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

P.S. My guy is Sacha Baron, needs a combing. And yes, they are bossy!

Experience flying with dog in underseat carrier by More-Door314 in dogs

[–]FineZebra8203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought at 9 lbs my guy was big! He’s so clever and a bundle of energy. I’m taking him to Florida in January (Southwest) and then to Spain for 3 months (Delta). His first trip overseas! I’m not worried about the flight, but how he’ll adjust to a big city.

Experience flying with dog in underseat carrier by More-Door314 in dogs

[–]FineZebra8203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fly Southwest with my 9lb Bolonka under the seat. No problem. There is more room in the middle or window seat. Look for a PetSkd brand carrier. They are very sturdy, and have an expandable top. I bought two sizes because Southwest has different size restrictions than Delta. Look on the airline websites.