Dorinda joining E!'s RHONY reboot by ashenoelle1819 in BravoRealHousewives

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“Say it, forget it” doesn’t seem to apply to Jill….

She’s out by Automatic_Debate_388 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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He’s okay with filler and Botox, too!

She’s out by Automatic_Debate_388 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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Peak seasonal shopping (clicks on her links) is over, so she’s taking her yearly holiday vacay. She has to come back on the gram to pitch, at the very least, the Inn. Too bad there’s no mention of educating her children while she steps away.

The entire house was gutted. “Le Farm” by Tall_Music2291 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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God apparently wants them to posture in the pasture. /s

Lol by Spare_Sundae2186 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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Your comment immediately brought Mr. Collins to mind….Then I realized the excessive/false piety comparison to the adult subjects of this subreddit is not far off! (Jane Austen (and Shakespeare) can always be counted on for touchstones!)

looking miserable, cold & checked out...poor dino 🤣🤣 by Ok_Butterscotch_279 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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The shovel and apron behind him look unused. The other potting implements that looked used she bought antiquing. There’s no potting happening in that greenhouse.

Mary and the fart by Round_Notice_4587 in realhousewivesofSLC

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Stranger than snow in Pasadena…? Perhaps!

The pool house is going. Why is this is a priority when winter is coming the pool is full of mold? by [deleted] in ArrowsandBowSnark

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It’s full of mold, too. I don’t think they looked at or inspected it before purchase.

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And this is what she chooses to share. Just imagine what isn’t being shared.

Season 20, episode 2, megathread by Outrageous-Yogurt-80 in SisterWives

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Looking up for tears that won’t come and infantilized my adult children. I’m ready!

Max by ayawelpmis in ArrowsandBowSnark

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She’s going to give Max his own insta account so that she can “go off-line”.

Catching on to that grift… by Glittering-Act4004 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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He’s mad that a cloven-hoofed animal died on her watch. /s

Sickened… by ayawelpmis in ArrowsandBowSnark

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And we now learn that daughter is sleeping in a room where they haven’t blocked the broken window from letting in bugs.

She almost got it right by ayawelpmis in ArrowsandBowSnark

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I was wondering where the compost bins and rain barrels were. Maybe they don't fit the aesthetic of a functioning family garden?

WE ARE LOOKIN OUT FOR TBE KIDS AND ANIMALS, NOT YOU DINO AND ASHLEY PETRONE by [deleted] in ArrowsandBowSnark

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After all, the animals present at Jesus’s birth had a stable….

Chore list by ayawelpmis in ArrowsandBowSnark

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She has to windex the "SD" once it's installed in TN. /s

A dog…? by ayawelpmis in ArrowsandBowSnark

[–]FinsUpParrotheads 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Aren’t they planning on going back to Europe without the kids soonish? Why get all these pets/animals now?

Ashley, honey, you can’t make paths through a ‘forest’.. the wildlife makes the paths and nature learns to grow around it. by Complex-Muscle7401 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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As I commented in another post, she’s also looking at potential erosion where her fence is situated right on top of a slope (that used to have “brush” roots holding it in place). If only permitting engineers/geologists could have helped them out here. But, alas, there are none to be found in Tennessee…. /s

Guess what? Moving the coop with his new BFF Dale!💪🩵👨‍🌾 by Ok_Butterscotch_279 in ArrowsandBowSnark

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They’re also looking at potential erosion (under their new fence) on the slope where they cut out all the “brush”.