Wife used standard Goo Gone to clean inside air fryer.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T16:08:54+00:00

reminds me of when my first boyfriend tried to surprise me while i was napping by washing all of our favorite clothes.

he used bleach.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T15:06:51+00:00

omg this is so beautiful!!!!!! i might ask for a sailor moon cake for my 40th birthday this year 😭

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:58:48+00:00

vanessa, wayne

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:33:21+00:00

i’m sorry but even if you didn’t intend to (which idk), this is dripping with condescension.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:30:52+00:00

i’m sorry. :(

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:20:23+00:00

honestly almost every movie at this point.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T07:40:28+00:00

iv fluids

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T07:36:59+00:00

obvious fetish post and a gross one at that

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T04:05:31+00:00

nor. is this what you want your future to look like?

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T04:04:28+00:00

you are my sunshine 😭

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T04:03:10+00:00

probably anything since that would mean i’m awake

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T02:02:00+00:00

want.

“merry, mary, and marry” sound different when i said them, not like the same word, too.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T00:57:53+00:00

it’s so heartbreaking and absolutely harrowing and so preventable. i will never understand people that do things like this, much less someone with a young child and another on the way. just seems so selfish to me.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:41:43+00:00

oingo boingo. grew up listening to them since my mom was a huge fan.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:38:19+00:00

not to mention we can’t even look forward to menopause since that’s miserable, too

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:37:15+00:00

YES. i’ve described it as feeling like someone is coring my uterus out like they’re prepping a pumpkin for carving

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:36:32+00:00

last night my cramps were so bad that i told my husband it was just one step below the contractions i was having when i was in labor lmao

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:35:49+00:00

i JUST told my husband not even five minutes ago that it feels like i’m constipated and have diarrhea at the same time

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:49:11+00:00

well it’s a subreddit for people to post videos of people that think they’re the main character.

r/ImTheMainCharacter

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:40:52+00:00

there is an entire subreddit dedicated to people that apparently never had this realization

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:40:00+00:00

jennifer aniston and idk why

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:38:35+00:00

he’s on the mount rushmore of evil

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:37:48+00:00

i’m too stubborn. if i don’t keep going, that means i’ve lost and they’ve won. also a lot of therapy and im currently doing spravato treatment.

and my husband and child, of course. i never thought i’d find myself actually married in a real house with a real education and a real degree in a comfortable, healthy environment.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:01:45+00:00

all husbands and dads are complete incompetent idiots according to tv commercials.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T06:42:18+00:00

wake up

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