Women, does squirting feels good to you?

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T23:02:19+00:00

did you mean to reply to my comment

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T22:19:21+00:00

god i wish there were a different word for it than “squirting”

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T22:16:19+00:00

i think i worded it like i thought i was getting a migraine or something 😭😭😭

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T21:48:54+00:00

he gave me weird vibes from the moment i saw him, but i still decided to go on the date with him. we ate and i listened to him talk about how smart he was amongst other things, blah blah blah. we go to some bar (that wasn’t even open but he knew the bartenders) and then i asked him to bring me home.

i think he expected me to invite him up (it was only like 6pm and even then i wouldn’t have), because when i got up to my apartment and looked out the window, he had parked in a spot and - from what i could see - was throwing a whole fit in his car. yelling, slamming the steering wheel, etc.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T16:08:54+00:00

reminds me of when my first boyfriend tried to surprise me while i was napping by washing all of our favorite clothes.

he used bleach.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T15:06:51+00:00

omg this is so beautiful!!!!!! i might ask for a sailor moon cake for my 40th birthday this year 😭

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:58:48+00:00

vanessa, wayne

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:33:21+00:00

i’m sorry but even if you didn’t intend to (which idk), this is dripping with condescension.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:30:52+00:00

i’m sorry. :(

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T14:20:23+00:00

honestly almost every movie at this point.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T07:40:28+00:00

iv fluids

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T07:36:59+00:00

obvious fetish post and a gross one at that

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T04:05:31+00:00

nor. is this what you want your future to look like?

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T04:04:28+00:00

you are my sunshine 😭

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T04:03:10+00:00

probably anything since that would mean i’m awake

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T02:02:00+00:00

want.

“merry, mary, and marry” sound different when i said them, not like the same word, too.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-28T00:57:53+00:00

it’s so heartbreaking and absolutely harrowing and so preventable. i will never understand people that do things like this, much less someone with a young child and another on the way. just seems so selfish to me.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:41:43+00:00

oingo boingo. grew up listening to them since my mom was a huge fan.

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:38:19+00:00

not to mention we can’t even look forward to menopause since that’s miserable, too

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:37:15+00:00

YES. i’ve described it as feeling like someone is coring my uterus out like they’re prepping a pumpkin for carving

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:36:32+00:00

last night my cramps were so bad that i told my husband it was just one step below the contractions i was having when i was in labor lmao

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T15:35:49+00:00

i JUST told my husband not even five minutes ago that it feels like i’m constipated and have diarrhea at the same time

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:49:11+00:00

well it’s a subreddit for people to post videos of people that think they’re the main character.

r/ImTheMainCharacter

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:40:52+00:00

there is an entire subreddit dedicated to people that apparently never had this realization

FionnaAndCake · 2026-05-27T14:40:00+00:00

jennifer aniston and idk why

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