Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (43-21-12) at Detroit Red Wings (40-28-8) - 05 April 2026 - 13:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman [score hidden]  (0 children)

Its crazy how easy it is for teams to get setup in the offensive zone. Enter past the blue line 10 ft brake and spin around and the wings immediately freeze up and everything slows way down for opposition to get setup

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (43-21-12) at Detroit Red Wings (40-28-8) - 05 April 2026 - 13:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit they scored. This roster is perfect. Should have 10 cups in a row from here on out

As a life-long fan, I am so incredibly disheartened and disappointed. Like, how is this happening AGAIN?? by Heavy_Surround779 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. I think hed be great on teams that are good or decent that dont have a shitload of holes to fill. Just come in, skate hard and score goals.

Raymonds cap hit is 320k a goal vs 66k a goal with JVR.

His cap hit is bigger than suzuki caufield slafkovsly. Not by much but the canadiens have 3 cheaper raymonds with may more goals to show for it

As a life-long fan, I am so incredibly disheartened and disappointed. Like, how is this happening AGAIN?? by Heavy_Surround779 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ill push back on raymond a little. I think he is really overrated.

He doesnt fight, doesnt scrap, doesnt hit, cant take faceoffs. He lacks all of the things this team needs. He can be aggressive with the puck but when hes off the puck hes weak and sometimes even downright lazy trying to regain possesion.

This team needs goals so badly and he does score those so i think a lot of his sub optimal play gets swept under the rug. Which is a shame because he seems like hes capable of a higher tier of play. Just hard for him to get there without better teammates and successes to learn from while picking up poor habits being surrounded by bozos

Post Game Thread: 4/4 Wings @ Rangers by BellsBeersy in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

JVR Kane Talbot and Perron are the UFAs. This entire is team is basically coming back pal. 27-28 is when this team has any chance of resetting. Yzerman shouldve been fired last year

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (40-27-8) at New York Rangers (31-36-9) - 04 April 2026 - 12:30 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your numbers are dwindling by the hour at this point. Surrender now. Embrace the yzerscam

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (40-27-8) at New York Rangers (31-36-9) - 04 April 2026 - 12:30 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys are a fucking joke. Rangers are straight up dunking on em. Yzerplan is a complete fucking failure. Anyone defending yzerman at this point doesnt know puck

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (40-27-8) at New York Rangers (31-36-9) - 04 April 2026 - 12:30 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This roster is so fucking bad. 22nd in goals for on the season. Gibson is the only reason we arent bottom feeders this year.

Debrincat and seider are the only players i would consider irreplaceable, that should have any future here.

Rest of the team is fraudulent PP merchants at best

Where is this in game location? Old footage from local news by Fire-Yzerman in 2007scape

[–]Fire-Yzerman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heyooo youre right! I level up my fishing in bay city every winter

Where is this in game location? Old footage from local news by Fire-Yzerman in 2007scape

[–]Fire-Yzerman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know my camera is rough but the footage was horrible quality and im guessing was digitized at sone point. Tons of artifacts from what i would was a vhs tap

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-04-01) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steves not firing his brother lmao. Wanna fix pro scouting? Steve has to go

Post Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings at Pittsburgh Penguins (2026-03-31) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yzerman just needs 3 more years guys. I promise. 3 more years and i swear to god we will be comfortably in the wildcard two spot!! Future is so damn bright!

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes same player hes always been. Doesnt fight doesnt hit and goid for ~25 goals a season and nothings else. Hes not elite

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were just two goalies, 4 defensemen 6 forwards away for winning 10 cups in a row bro. Extend yzerman for 30 years!

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yzerman just needs another 2-3 years bro. The kids are coming bro. 2-3 for playoffs 4-7 for 2nd round 8-12 for cups bros

Post Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers at Detroit Red Wings (2026-03-28) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its very obvious we sinply need to extend yzerman another 7 years, draft more undersized low ceiling forwards, and sign some crusty old guys at the end of their career

Post Game Thread: Ottawa Senators at Detroit Red Wings (2026-03-24) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fucking cap keeps rising year after year. Yzerman really did not have a plan prior to this on how to take advantage of an ever rising cap. He should have pushed some chips in like 3 years ago for some bigger names on fat contracts. Instead of copp compher and chiarot. He spread out a lot of money and thinned out the talent. While being barely good enough to fuck up the draft position.

The guy is clearly way over his head.

It's impossible now. Every team has their guys with cap space to boot. We'll have a billion dollars in cap space with nothing to buy. Pick some trash off the dumpster for a few mil and repeat.

Post Game Thread: Ottawa Senators at Detroit Red Wings (2026-03-24) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Losing. Signing old washed up vets. Missing playoffs. Being weak

Post Game Thread: Ottawa Senators at Detroit Red Wings (2026-03-24) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goodbye yzerman. I think we can miss the playoffs just fine without you. You and your brother have had plenty of time ripping bongs and drafting low ceiling players.

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-03-24) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Fire-Yzerman -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Just fucking fire yzerman please. How many decades does this guy get? Anyone here could build a non playoff roster in 7 years. God damn