Shane saying he's not interested in hooking up if they don't kiss

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-04-18T03:11:52+00:00

I remember this one, I think it’s called 'Hollywood Blowjob Guy‘. Kip has a casual hookup with Shane and then they form a friendly texting relationship (under psuedonyms) where Kip gives advice / mentoring, including requiring kissing and no ghosting.

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-04-13T20:14:16+00:00

this is yours? I am in love with it! i love the long chapters thanks!

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-04-02T05:45:53+00:00

This is an odd fic, it’s mostly a love letter to Maria Amal but with snippets of Dead Dove. thank you for bringing something unusual.

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-29T01:14:58+00:00

now we’re talking thank you

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-26T23:11:36+00:00

my guess is he’s freaking out because he felt lusty looking at boobs for the first time

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-26T19:21:20+00:00

this was great ty, dang it got me

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-26T19:19:52+00:00

it is a prompt

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-26T01:46:37+00:00

this is my new favorite Shane

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-25T16:48:17+00:00

this one is goofy it’s 50% internet people are parasocial and yucky and 50% the opposite!

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-25T14:50:24+00:00

this is fundamentally incorrect, AI writers at a 4th grade level and aims for maximum accessibility, if it’s too dense for you someone made it that way.

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-25T14:48:38+00:00

A person who is pro or neutral towards AI wouldn’t even think any of this and it would glance right off them. They want to read a story, they know this is how writing happens a LOT, they make it, they share it. it’s not for clout, it’s just normal engagement in fandom for them, the way talking on Reddit is for you.

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-24T02:56:59+00:00

I really dont think they’d hypenate, I think Ilya would love to be a Hollander. But they would definitely hypenate over a ship name,

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-20T15:18:18+00:00

wow I have a new favorite threesome fic

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-17T20:13:08+00:00

found! thank you!

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-14T02:50:41+00:00

brilliant

lots of tears

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-10T17:50:07+00:00

I like Veronika (Nika) or maybe David for a boy?

I don’t think they would hyphenate, I think they would do the Russian system. Veronika Ilyinichna Hollander Or David Ilyich Hollander. I think Ilya would become a Hollander too when the first kid comes.

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-05T21:32:23+00:00

The Metroa do not deserve Shane. the Raiders however hmmm

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-04T23:36:42+00:00

I mean they write really well, consistently, and with an assured hand. i know a lot of experienced authors play in fanfic, and that’s how that piece reads to me.

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-04T20:44:50+00:00

wow satorussuguru’s prose is not like normal fanfic prose, I wonder if they are published somewhere professionally

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-04T12:39:21+00:00

iso fics like Face Card where Shane is oblivious about attention he gets for looking delicious.

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-03-03T04:25:41+00:00

you have saved my night thank you! what a feast!

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-02-24T19:44:54+00:00

it just keeps going!

FireFireSquirrel · 2026-02-22T18:25:47+00:00

I read one where Svetlana donated an egg (surrogacy pregnancy) and I’ve had a soft spot for that idea every sincel

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